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Doesnt matter... You still had sex! XD
Big Bang theory????
Haven't you seen the big bang theory?
I would have loved every second of it
Whereas I would probably consider myself a 'nerd' I'm more into video games and Batman. Even if you shouted Fus Ro Dah, I would be instantly turned off and that would be the end of it. There is a time for nerdy silliness and sexy silliness (by no means am I a prude) but ''ne'er the twain shall meet'' as it were.
I think the only reason I have never been called a nerd is because they're supposed to be smart. :(
I'm surprised at all the comments condemning OP's use of another language. Is Klingon really that nasty of a language to hear, or am I the only one with a foreign language fetish?
Klingon is from Star Trek, it's not a foreign language.
Check yourself before you wreck yourself.
Nobody who you didn't introduce yourself to in Klingon at a Star Trek convention is gonna be ready for that. Get yourself a big flagon of chech'tluth and drown your sorrows in some kink ****, kiddo. YDI.
A Vulcan in the streets, A Klingon in the sheets.
I just moderated her
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Maybe she is a Romulan?
It seems like nature's way of telling you that you don't quite have enough common sense yet, and maybe ought not reproduce.