Today, I learned that no matter how much of a nerd a girl claims to be, she is not ready for you to speak Klingon during sex. FML
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Today, my new boyfriend and I got intimate for the first time. He started whispering in my ear, but I couldn't understand him. He pushed me away and ignored me the rest of the night. Apparently it's a huge turn-off that I can't talk dirty in Klingon. FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that we could try living out one of his fantasies. When I showed up ready to go, he began playing the theme song to Star Trek and asked me to call him Mr. Spock. FML
Today, I found out that if you’re on a date with a woman who seems interested in you and you’re both getting on really well, it won’t stop her calling you a fucking nerd and pouring her drink over you for admitting you watch anime and read a lot of books, and she will still leave you with the bill. FML
Today, I was talking to a smokin' hot Cuban sorority girl. She told me her mom only speaks Spanish, so she translates for her. Without thinking I said, "Oh like Chewbacca and Han Solo?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I attempted sexting for the first time. After about twenty minutes of Star Wars references, I gave up. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic moment when I made a Star Wars reference. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I said it or the fact that he seemed more turned on by it. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to speak Parseltongue to my vagina to "prepare the Chamber of Secrets for entry". FML
Today, a cute girl was telling me about her weird fetishes. I jokingly said, "Remind me never to have sex with you". She replied, "Don't worry, I have standards". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I watched Star Trek Into Darkness together. He liked it so much that he's now chosen to yell "KHAAANNNNN!" as he cums. FML
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starw0lf 31
Maybe she is a Romulan?
BlackPowderMedic 5
It seems like nature's way of telling you that you don't quite have enough common sense yet, and maybe ought not reproduce.
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Comments (271)
DanielRamirez 10
Doesnt matter... You still had sex! XD
caaaaaammmmm 5
Big Bang theory????
ashingtondc 3
Haven't you seen the big bang theory?
VillainousVixen 4
I would have loved every second of it
Raesin 21
Whereas I would probably consider myself a 'nerd' I'm more into video games and Batman. Even if you shouted Fus Ro Dah, I would be instantly turned off and that would be the end of it. There is a time for nerdy silliness and sexy silliness (by no means am I a prude) but ''ne'er the twain shall meet'' as it were.
sanecatlady 13
I think the only reason I have never been called a nerd is because they're supposed to be smart. :(
amisenho 11
I'm surprised at all the comments condemning OP's use of another language. Is Klingon really that nasty of a language to hear, or am I the only one with a foreign language fetish?
Snorlax_Snarf 10
Klingon is from Star Trek, it's not a foreign language.
Snorlax_Snarf 10
Check yourself before you wreck yourself.
allplayedout 20
Nobody who you didn't introduce yourself to in Klingon at a Star Trek convention is gonna be ready for that. Get yourself a big flagon of chech'tluth and drown your sorrows in some kink ****, kiddo. YDI.
Snorlax_Snarf 10
A Vulcan in the streets, A Klingon in the sheets.
sparklyshiny 11
I just moderated her