By Anonymous - 20/11/2013 03:42 - United States - Brooklyn

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Today, I learned that no matter how much of a nerd a girl claims to be, she is not ready for you to speak Klingon during sex. FML
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BlackPowderMedic 5

It seems like nature's way of telling you that you don't quite have enough common sense yet, and maybe ought not reproduce.

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Raesin 21

Whereas I would probably consider myself a 'nerd' I'm more into video games and Batman. Even if you shouted Fus Ro Dah, I would be instantly turned off and that would be the end of it. There is a time for nerdy silliness and sexy silliness (by no means am I a prude) but ''ne'er the twain shall meet'' as it were.

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sanecatlady 13

I think the only reason I have never been called a nerd is because they're supposed to be smart. :(

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amisenho 11

I'm surprised at all the comments condemning OP's use of another language. Is Klingon really that nasty of a language to hear, or am I the only one with a foreign language fetish?

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Snorlax_Snarf 10

Klingon is from Star Trek, it's not a foreign language.

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Snorlax_Snarf 10

Check yourself before you wreck yourself.

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allplayedout 20

Nobody who you didn't introduce yourself to in Klingon at a Star Trek convention is gonna be ready for that. Get yourself a big flagon of chech'tluth and drown your sorrows in some kink ****, kiddo. YDI.

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Snorlax_Snarf 10

A Vulcan in the streets, A Klingon in the sheets.

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