Blown job

By Noname - 12/03/2009 09:30 - New Zealand

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Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML
I agree, your life sucks 63 879
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rebboy_2008 0

I don't know what's worse: the fact that you called her Spock or the fact that Spock was on your mind while getting a bj. Either way, you lose.

Why are you watching anything other than porn while getting blown? Or anything at all? Fail.

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Who is not turned on by Spock?

sounds like something my brother would do tbh

kolboi18 0

409 I know right?!

lol! Spock blew your cock! fail!

itachi5464 0

wow ur smart

Your life must be quite amazing that you have got a girlfriend while bring a trekkie

Star Trek IS oral sex. <3

would he do it while giving u head?

jtin13 0

I guess you have a Vulcan fetish?

astarwarsfan 0

cock blocked by spock

TheOS025 0

ydi for watching star trek

I must now do an imitation: captain, we are now warp jumping into the breakup sector, planet awkward, quadrent iscrewedupbigtime

Tora_Chan 0

total agree. OP you fail.

oh gosh...these comments are funnier than the original post. :D

impatientsnake 4

ppl say weird shit during sex really doesnt matter

Eggers 2

says the twelve-year-old

maz_irken 6

and how were you watching TV while she was doing that?!

KlaLynn 3

That's okay, Spock turns me on too!

...maybe it is your brother? o.O

Kirlyfoo 9

488- let me start with fuck u and if u read his bio he's 21, it could be a lie but ill go with the latter, cause i dont like u : /

Isn't latter the second one? ie "a lie"?

Doesn't matter. Got head.

rocketpopper1030 11

But that's AWESOME. (:

But...it's only logical

But... Spock is awesome! Especially during Pon Farr !

rebboy_2008 0

I don't know what's worse: the fact that you called her Spock or the fact that Spock was on your mind while getting a bj. Either way, you lose.

awesomechick618 0

lolszz agreed

G3K0 7

Lmao

TheCaterpiller 6

Live long and prosper

Why are you watching anything other than porn while getting blown? Or anything at all? Fail.

cause sometimes it's just casual right where you are, playing around.

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PerditaDessa 38

Just because a girl is up to please while the tv is on doesn't mean she has low self esteem. Personally, I like Star Trek and would make that situation a joke for the length of the relationship.

LittleMissMack 0

Hmm Epic Fail. Are you a bit homosexual? I mean it doesn't matter to me, but it might matter to your chica.

FriesWithASideOf 0

A little to fat to be a wannabe emo.

theOriginalBAM 0

LOL!!!!!!

TheBrianWing 0

4, fail

jramos0070 0

435 you're a douche

Pocahontas22_fml 0

I definitly agree jramos^

But...4s a mean homophobe

callieo12 0

Ur an asshole i mean really. U have no idea how much comments like that hurt wait till u get one

HAHAHAHA, YESSSSSS!

HAHAHA!!!!! no.

HAHAHAHAHA probably

HAHAHAHA most likely 0:

HAHAHAHAHA! I doubt it

HAHAHAHA um

HAHAHAHAHAHA probable but not likely

HAHAHAHAHA... wait, what?

HAHAHAHAHA utter failure

C-C-COMBO BREACKER

rebekahah 7

you misspelled 'breaker'

Combo beaker. Meep meep.

generalasskicker 12

I was thinking the same thing I lmao literally

lol! so, u like pointed ears huh! hahaha

Doesn't matter, had sex!

LOL THATS SO GOOD

This FML should be more like this: Today, I was giving my boyfriend head, when he called me Spock. FML

"Captain, may I suggest, a Vulcan mind probe." - Spock

AH AH AH!!! SPOCK... !!! yea to #4 and #6... TS is officially an alien-loving homophilia

Bwahaahahah, thats awesome. At least you didnt call her Worf

shantoyamuchluv 0

Gives a whole new meaning to "the final frontier" huh