Blown job

By Noname - 12/03/2009 09:30 - New Zealand

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML
I agree, your life sucks 63 934
You deserved it 339 219

Same thing different taste

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rebboy_2008 0

I don't know what's worse: the fact that you called her Spock or the fact that Spock was on your mind while getting a bj. Either way, you lose.

Why are you watching anything other than **** while getting blown? Or anything at all? Fail.

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sounds like something my brother would do tbh

Your life must be quite amazing that you have got a girlfriend while bring a trekkie

jtin13 0

I guess you have a Vulcan fetish?

astarwarsfan 0
TheOS025 0

I must now do an imitation: captain, we are now warp jumping into the breakup sector, planet awkward, quadrent iscrewedupbigtime

Tora_Chan 0

oh gosh...these comments are funnier than the original post. :D

impatientsnake 4

ppl say weird shit during sex really doesnt matter

Eggers 2
maz_irken 6

and how were you watching TV while she was doing that?!

KlaLynn 3

That's okay, Spock turns me on too!

Kirlyfoo 9

488- let me start with **** u and if u read his bio he's 21, it could be a lie but ill go with the latter, cause i dont like u : /

Isn't latter the second one? ie "a lie"?

rocketpopper1030 11

But... Spock is awesome! Especially during Pon Farr !

rebboy_2008 0

I don't know what's worse: the fact that you called her Spock or the fact that Spock was on your mind while getting a bj. Either way, you lose.

Why are you watching anything other than **** while getting blown? Or anything at all? Fail.

cause sometimes it's just casual right where you are, playing around.

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PerditaDessa 38

Just because a girl is up to please while the tv is on doesn't mean she has low self esteem. Personally, I like Star Trek and would make that situation a joke for the length of the relationship.

LittleMissMack 0

Hmm Epic Fail. Are you a bit homosexual? I mean it doesn't matter to me, but it might matter to your chica.

FriesWithASideOf 0

A little to fat to be a wannabe emo.

jramos0070 0
Pocahontas22_fml 0
callieo12 0

Ur an asshole i mean really. U have no idea how much comments like that hurt wait till u get one

This FML should be more like this: Today, I was giving my boyfriend head, when he called me Spock. FML

"Captain, may I suggest, a Vulcan mind probe." - Spock

AH AH AH!!! SPOCK... !!! yea to #4 and #6... TS is officially an alien-loving homophilia

Bwahaahahah, thats awesome. At least you didnt call her Worf

shantoyamuchluv 0

Gives a whole new meaning to "the final frontier" huh