By Anonymous - 19/04/2013 05:14 - Canada - Clairmont

Today, my boyfriend and I attempted sexting for the first time. After about twenty minutes of Star Wars references, I gave up. FML
I agree, your life sucks 53 892
You deserved it 10 258

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Your boyfriend sounds awesome. :) he's definitely a keeper!


ElementaryEdGuy 18

I don't think there's anything that is innately unsexy, in fact you could make anything sex-related if you really put your mind to it! OP just needs to lighten up and go with it and see what happens.

Are you kidding me? The sweet, aggressive sound of Darth Vader's voice always put me in a mood.

Nobody can resist the voice of James Earl Jones.

ApollosMyth 22

As long as he doesn't try to force it, he may be able to get some good woolie out of her.

Are you kidding? Slave girl outfit, very sexy.

Nothing beats, "I am your father," during sex/sexting.

Your boyfriend sounds awesome. :) he's definitely a keeper!

Inediblepeaches 15

Because there isnt a button to show that you agree... >.>

Bubbelz 25

There's a reply button, one for reporting and for life vs. death. Where's the agree one? o.O

Well a lightsaber IS kind of phallic. Thats why we love it so.

So Darth Maul's double-sided lightsaber is basically just a giant, two-way *****? That explains everything.

Like how the prequels screwed the audience and the franchise?

Time to unload in the docking bay !

6- Three references in one comment? Nice. ;)

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo you shall not mix thy movie quotes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MrBoredomioo 18

Dude, come on. It was Dr. Who who said that. Get it right.

Aw, you didn't want to hear about him playing with his wookie? ;)

"I did it all for the wookie! The wookie! So you can take Kenobi, and stick him up your…yeah stick him up your…yeah"

zombieslayer83 19

41, your comments always help make my day!

#9-I deny all interactions with OP #41- You really shouldn't have. I have no way to repay you other than putting an equally crappy song in your head: "Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry, Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you..." Rick rolled!

“you may fire when ready"-The world's coolest girlfriend