By Anonymous - 19/04/2013 05:14 - Canada - Clairmont

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Today, my boyfriend and I attempted sexting for the first time. After about twenty minutes of Star Wars references, I gave up. FML
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Palirose 22

Your boyfriend sounds awesome. :) he's definitely a keeper!

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ElementaryEdGuy 18

How unsexy. O.o

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thelastavailable 13

I don't think there's anything that is innately unsexy, in fact you could make anything sex-related if you really put your mind to it! OP just needs to lighten up and go with it and see what happens.

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AwkwardPartyBear 24

Are you kidding me? The sweet, aggressive sound of Darth Vader's voice always put me in a mood.

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annie_nk 22

Nobody can resist the voice of James Earl Jones.

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ApollosMyth 22

As long as he doesn't try to force it, he may be able to get some good woolie out of her.

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Warmonger_Smurf 29

Are you kidding? Slave girl outfit, very sexy.

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Sekkaichi 12

Nothing beats, "I am your father," during sex/sexting.

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Palirose 22

Your boyfriend sounds awesome. :) he's definitely a keeper!

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Inediblepeaches 15

Because there isnt a button to show that you agree... >.>

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Bubbelz 25

There's a reply button, one for reporting and for life vs. death. Where's the agree one? o.O

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yeti37 16

Well a lightsaber IS kind of phallic. Thats why we love it so.

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Pleonasm 35

So Darth Maul's double-sided lightsaber is basically just a giant, two-way *****? That explains everything.

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annie_nk 22

Like how the prequels screwed the audience and the franchise?

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Cleu 12

Time to unload in the docking bay !

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Dracoboxer357 35

6- Three references in one comment? Nice. ;)

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TheNinjaBacon 8

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo you shall not mix thy movie quotes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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MrBoredomioo 18

are you kidding me

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AksentNetharia 12

Dude, come on. It was Dr. Who who said that. Get it right.

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annie_nk 22

Aw, you didn't want to hear about him playing with his wookie? ;)

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Enslaved 36

"I did it all for the wookie! The wookie! So you can take Kenobi, and stick him up your…yeah stick him up your…yeah"

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zombieslayer83 19

41, your comments always help make my day!

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dancinwookie 21

#9-I deny all interactions with OP #41- You really shouldn't have. I have no way to repay you other than putting an equally crappy song in your head: "Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry, Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you..." Rick rolled!

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karlcolt45 19

“you may fire when ready"-The world's coolest girlfriend

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