By Anonymous - 19/04/2013 05:14 - Canada - Clairmont

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I attempted sexting for the first time. After about twenty minutes of Star Wars references, I gave up. FML
I agree, your life sucks 53 796
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Your boyfriend sounds awesome. :) he's definitely a keeper!

R2 want the D2?

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I don't think there's anything that is innately unsexy, in fact you could make anything sex-related if you really put your mind to it! OP just needs to lighten up and go with it and see what happens.

Are you kidding me? The sweet, aggressive sound of Darth Vader's voice always put me in a mood.

Nobody can resist the voice of James Earl Jones.

As long as he doesn't try to force it, he may be able to get some good woolie out of her.

I hope you meant Wookie.

Are you kidding? Slave girl outfit, very sexy.

Nothing beats, "I am your father," during sex/sexting.

Your boyfriend sounds awesome. :) he's definitely a keeper!

Because there isnt a button to show that you agree... >.>

There's a reply button, one for reporting and for life vs. death. Where's the agree one? o.O

The force is strong with this one

Do or do not. There is no try. -yoda

Ill Jabba your Hut

I didn't know your vagina was part Chewbacca.

Lol 69 likes

"Luke use the force kin."

Well a lightsaber IS kind of phallic. Thats why we love it so.

So Darth Maul's double-sided lightsaber is basically just a giant, two-way dildo? That explains everything.

Like how the prequels screwed the audience and the franchise?

Nail on the head.

Time to unload in the docking bay !

"Use the force Harry." ~Gandalf

6- Three references in one comment? Nice. ;)

Not pass you shall

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo you shall not mix thy movie quotes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

are you kidding me

Dude, come on. It was Dr. Who who said that. Get it right.

Aw, you didn't want to hear about him playing with his wookie? ;)

"I did it all for the wookie! The wookie! So you can take Kenobi, and stick him up your…yeah stick him up your…yeah"

41, your comments always help make my day!

#9-I deny all interactions with OP #41- You really shouldn't have. I have no way to repay you other than putting an equally crappy song in your head: "Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry, Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you..." Rick rolled!

R2 want the D2?

Bend over, you will!

“you may fire when ready"-The world's coolest girlfriend