By Anonymous - 21/05/2015 20:41 - United States
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By fuckingdonuts - 18/05/2015 02:54 - United States - Edmond

By nityasomaiya - 16/05/2015 05:34 - Australia - Sydney
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By nerderer - 30/04/2015 18:48 - United States - Duluth
By henrylikestreats - 30/04/2015 18:04 - United States - Mayer
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All of these puns have me in tears, I swear. I am currently growing out my hair after cutting it all off to be donated. It has gone through every awkward stage imaginable, including the constantly-in-my-eyes stage, the is-it-long-enough-for-a-ponytail stage, and, of course, the mullet. After a few weeks of dealing with the mullet, I decided to cut it, and that is how I ended up with this mess. I have heard Shrek quotes everywhere I have gone since and I can't stop laughing at myself. Thank you for making my night, everybody.
It was just my Aunt and the Midwife in the room at the time. I think my Aunt laughing helped her push my cousin out the last little bit. The Midwife was awesome.