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Today, my boyfriend called me a selfish bitch and dumped me after I told him I'm planning on getting much-needed breast reduction surgery. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (60781) - you deserved it (14718)

On 10/01/2013 at 3:41pm - intimacy - by Ggirl (woman) - United States (California)

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I guess he isn't looking out for your breast interests.

#3 - On 10/01/2013 at 6:02pm by Pwn17

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Atleast he isn't asking for breast milk.

#1 - On 10/01/2013 at 6:01pm by addioty

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