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YES, WHAT I DID MADE AN FML! Just kidding, sounds like something I would do, I do that to my girlfriend all the time, even the running away part unfortunately.

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#19: I think you need to calm down. You also might want to purchase a sense of humor as well, but I suppose those are in short supply.

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Sorry #19, I wasn't aware OP needed my support in order to call the police if this incident had bothered them so much.

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#32, I feel sorry for you that you don't understand the obvious sarcasm and the joke that's clearly intended. Lol. Lighten up a little. Sheesh.

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32 - I feel sorry for you if you actually took that seriously. It's not like the guy ripped off OP's pants and gave him/her anal.

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#32: I'm assuming that was directed at me. For future reference, this is a humor website where HUMOROUS (for the most part) stories are submitted. If you can't see the funny/ironic situations in published FMLs or in the comments for that matter, why are you here?

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I can see miss down votes point but Miss, you have to understand this is FML, people don't post FML's looking for sympathy for the most part, if she wasn't disturbed enough to keep from posting than it was just a funny event.

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#42, Calm the hell down...you make this FML sound like it was rape. Nothing serious happened and I don't know how YOU picture this FML, but all it was was 2 seconds of a man playing a joke on someone else, who then put it on FML. Not some brutal taken to the alley rape scene.

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42- Calm your tits dude, OP was humped, not raped. As shocking and weird as it is, it wasn't assult. Nobody was hurt, nobody got anything shoved up their ass, nobody got horribly scarred for life. The only thing that happened was that OP got an interesting story to tell his grandkids, and we got a good laugh.

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This FML reply forum is probably gonna be so long that I can type anything down with nobody knowing what it is. Squirrels.

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111 - Sadly, I think he deleted his account. I went to look back at his comments one day but they weren't there. It saddens me. :,(

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I think this FML really depends on what kind of person OP is. On an episode of Law&Order something similar happen to 9 people on an NY subway, and when they were brought to identify the man some of the women just kind of shrugged it off while others burst into tears. Since OP posted it on FML I'm sure he/she is fine, but a little annoyed.

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I think everyone in this thread (specifically #19, #42, and everyone crying because "sexual assault isn't funny") needs to consider the fact that OP posted this FML voluntarily. If he was so traumatised, I doubt he'd have submitted his story to a site which is dedicated to providing humourous snippets from peoples lives. In fact, I woud go so far as to say that if he was bothered terribly by the event, whether it technically be classified as sexual assault or not, he'd talk to a frien

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Are you on crack she just got raped and all u can think of is a way of calling her a prostitute wtf u son of a b*tch

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Ok 152, OP is male, you can't get something shoved up your butt if you and the other guy have pants and undies on, no one said prostitute, calm the fuck down.

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