By Anonymous - 24/09/2013 16:16 - Canada - Toronto

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Today, my online order arrived earlier than I expected. I opened it to find some kind of anal sex toy. Whoever this is for is going to be disappointed when they get my 3DS game. FML
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raininginseattle 9
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You didn't say whether YOU were disappointed or not...

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DKjazz 20
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Another package mix-up? What a pain in the ass.

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seensuper 14
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Well that must suck

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NoMore_CoolNames 14
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That's not how anal sex toys work...is it?

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Dyingpie 9
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So my husband and I were getting intimate and I opened up the box i just ordered (that I thought would have my vibrator in it) but I found a 3DS instead!

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Dyingpie 9
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My bad, a 3DS game. Either way I used it instead of the vibrator.

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HelenLFC 27
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Yes dyingpie.. You are dying.

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LeedleCow 6
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Why does dying pie get downvoted every post, he's trying and I feel bad. I feel as if the FML community hates the poor guy. Don't worry DyingPie I'll join you in the downvoted section. AWAY WE GO!

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DorkAlert 10
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Amazon has EVERYTHING!

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DorkAlert 10
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Amazon has EVERYTHING!

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raininginseattle 9
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You didn't say whether YOU were disappointed or not...

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TheDrifter 23
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It doesn't sound like he is. OP can always just sit on it for a few days and hope his game shows up too.

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RoboCunnilingus 23
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They ordered Kinky Kong, not Donkey Kong.

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jw90 18
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Depends on the vibration settings.

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perdix 29
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No, they can probably shove your game up their ass and have just as much fun. Don't accept a trade with them ;)

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dawnimus 21
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Unlikely, 3DS games are TINY!

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perdix 29
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Maybe they are new at ass-play?

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little_one 20
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Oh perdix we all know it was actually your package! Are you enjoying the games?

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DKjazz 20
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Another package mix-up? What a pain in the ass.

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Dusty_Busters 15
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I enjoyed this. Thank you.

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Angel_of_Night 10
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My sides hurt now!

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itsmecutiepie 17
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I like how you're not trying to return the package to its destination but just decided to keep it.

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Octwo 16
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They never said they weren't going to keep it either.

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emilycb93 12
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Well at least you'll have something to do while you wait to order a new game.

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sneeze_watch 19
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Shit, I would be so mad. 3DS games are WAY more expensive than (most) sex toys.

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leonchen7498 12
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i saw a vibrator that costed 69 euros ._. (not sure if they did that on purpose)

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Pleonasm 35
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Yes, I imagine it won't give them half the pleasure of the sex toy when they try to insert it up their anus.

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dianafuentes 17
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call the postal people.

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Axipiter 24
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This has nothing to do with the post office. It has to do with the item that was sent in the package. I'm assuming, since OP opened it, that it was addressed to them. Therefore, it wasn't a postal mixup. It was a shipping mixup.

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RonnieG 10
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"yeah, postal worker? yeah, you have me the wrong package. I wanted a video game and I got some sort of butt pleasuring device. You need to come get this rubber fist and give me my damn video game!"

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kayydb7 14
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I'm having a pretty crappy day at work but this comment just made my day about 100x better. Thanks! :)

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jerryj 27
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OP: Mr. Postman! Mr. Pistman! I ordered a video game, not this anus accessory! Postman: Here, let me have a look at that son...this is definitely the right address. OP: ......dad???

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JustinKirby 20
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That's a pain in the butt, try calling the number on the package and explain your situation either way Good luck explaining to your parents what mix-up and hopefully you can get that game!

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