By Anna - 28/03/2012 01:08 - United States

Today, it's my twenty first birthday. My biggest birthday surprise was discovering that I'm alcohol intolerant, by vomiting my first beer all over my boyfriend's mother. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 718
You deserved it 4 652

Same thing different taste


I don't think it could get much better after barfing on his mom.. then again can't get worse.

aaahhhfire21 0

I don't see it getting better op can't even drink away her memory of the occasion

1- I agree, this is the lowest of the low and it can only go up from here. No mother should have her son's semen regurgitated all over her. Gross.

StopDropNRoll 11

8 you confuse me! So it can't get better and it also can't get worse! Hmm so what does it get?

Idonebeenhad 17

I think everybody is at first, at least a little bit

starman02 12

It does get better! Your body sets up a tolerance level the more you drink.. Today a beer.. Tomorrow a keg ;)

Thats ok and better for you actually. When you come to realize all the side effects and death due to alcohol you will be happyy!! :D

Perhaps not alcohol intolerant...maybe just Barley-intolerant. Try a bit of something else and see how you feel, OP.

2-Non-alcoholic wine is awesome. It makes you look exceptionally classy without the after effects of making a fool out of yourself. Try some non-alcoholic champagne! It's a hell of a drink. I'm an underage Muslim, so no alcohol for me.

Can't imagine life without beer, feel sorry for you OP.

starman02 12

I'm sorry.. I'm sure it tastes great and all but what is the point ( and where is the fun) of non-alcoholic beverages? " ah what a long exhausting day at work can't wait to go home a crack me open a nice bottle of .. Milk.." or juice that's supposed to be wine?

TheEpicMilkMan 13

Ummm 54, vodka is alcohol too. Op is alcohol intolerant. Not beer intolerant...

ninjawatcher 2

There can be a chain reaction of throwing up sometimes


No kidding, I was wondering the same thing.

Apparently not, hence the surprise :p lol

Maybe OP is one of those people who would rather wait until the legal American (since she's 21) age of drinking. Not every teenager drinks before the legal age. We're not all idiots.

I meant the irresponsible ones who are the reason why the legal.age is still at 21. I missed that part. Stupid me...

that'd be impressive. i started drinking when i was 14

well i still have an A- GPA in my bachelors program in computer IT management and can hold a job so i think i'll be okay.

and 45 if you were talking to The_A_Teen then my bad...

I've known people underage who drank who weren't idiots. In CG, in port call, in foreign country. Law of the land. Old enough to serve, old enough to be served. A friend of mine turned down drinking, and glad to say I don't recall anyone underage getting into trouble in port call. Not all under age drinkers turn into idiots. Of course that age group is more likely to do more stupid shit because it's so taboo. But people at any age do stupid shit while drinking too much. As for OP, maybe start with fruity tropical drink. I couldn't stomach beer or taste of it at first

Beer is disgusting, in my opinion anyways

Michael_92 20

Just fyi drinking doesn't mean you are an idiot. Hell even drugs doesn't mean you are not responsible. To judge a person on them things is immature and just quite frankly stupid.

Or the ones that don't know how to have a good time

iicaptain is that you? Please tell me you're the original, and change your pick back to the funny dog.

Squeaky_Tomato 14

Lol not everyone who drinks before turning 21 is an idiot. My sister is an ER doctor and was dunking when she was 16. I am an EMT and had my first drink at 16 as well. My parents are a judge and a nurse, one started drinking at 18 and the other waited until 21, but they both experimented with drugs in their teens and twenties. It's good to know you are so closed minded. People like you make me sick.

username1182 1

Cool story bro. Tell it again.

The average age where teens start drinking in Canada must be around 14-15, even though the legal age is at 18.

See, that's why you try one before you turn 21 to know what to expect

That makes no sense. If she's alcohol intolerant now, she would have been alcohol intolerant when she was 20 or 18 or any other age.

SpruceDread4578 13

Poor mother! But on the up side, at least you won't have to worry about alcohol induced blackouts :) It's okay if you can't handle alcohol, there's other ways to have fun

9 - other ways to have fun: Karaoke. Dancing. Limbo. Conga lines. Edit: I just saw your pic. LOL.

Birdie_Sage 0

Happy twenty first birthday! BAAAAARRRRF

Your mind says woohoo but your body says psych!