By Anonymous - /
Wednesday 23 October 2013 14:04 /
United States - Midlothian
I live in Chicago, IL and I've got two huge dogs. It lies when it says I've never submitted FMLs. It speaks the truth when it says 0 published. My profile image used to be of Obama with a violin: Baroque Obama. Heh heh heh. I love lions, the color green and unusual pens. I have a very special person in my life right now. They are everything I look for in a partner, and more. Their name is ottokat here on FML. If you see them, like their comments.Follow me on Tumblr if you're SuperWhoLock/Harry Potter oriented."castielmyspell"
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Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start. -
Night owl
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m. -
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date. -
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date. -
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern. -
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see… -
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done! -
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature. -
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic. -
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start. -
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times. -
Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated. -
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier. -
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten! -
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name! -
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote. -
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date. -
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments. -
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments. -
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments. -
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list! -
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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