she could be trying to protect her modesty and her BF thinks he's the only one watching.

^what?

#27 apparently government shutdown has effected FML comments :)

I'm so tired of that bullshit.

"Government shutdown" to me is the equivalent of a 3-year old kid threatening another kid by saying he'll never play with him again.

except a whole country gets screwed over in the process.

Reference! +1

118, you obviously don't know that breasts aren't just all about appearance. They are fucking weights on your chest. They become problematic - back problems, hard time shopping for bras and/or clothes, and sometimes, it becomes too much. After reading the FML, you can infer it was probably due to the effects the breasts had on her.

Do research first before sprouting off such "facts," because it makes you look stupid when you get things wrong.

#94 how exactly can it get any worse? we are in the threshold of hell under Oblabla

Sounds to me like he is being the selfish one..

one other way to kind of fix this is to get a really strong back.

#118 is only 15 years old. Give em a break - he probably hasn't learned much about the female anatomy quite yet haha

Hahahaha good one #1!!

Facts? Mine are H cups and I can't wait to get them reduced. The back pain is horrible. I've got permanent dents in my shoulder muscles from the straps. I can't buy bras in stores. Have to special order. I Don't own a swim suit because that's way too much to get one that supports them. I wish I could donate half of them to a woman with breast cancer or something. :( yes my ex boyfriend thought they were wonderful. But I cannot go running because even wearing a proper fitting sports bra they bounce so much it hurts. ;( they're so big and wide they make me look extremely overweight even though my waist isn't that big. So yes. Reasons like that are reason for it to be much needed.

167, that sounds awful, I bet it's very frustrating! I can kind of relate, I'm a DD

She could even be preventing breast cancer a**hole

I know this is old but I was looking through my old comments and I noticed all the thumbs down so I want to clarify something. I don't blame all the thumbs down because it appears that I was being a asshole and replying to #122, but in truth I wasn't. I think I was replying to #118 in my #126 comment or someone who deleted their comment. Not sure because it's been so long. Apologies if I was rude.

Breast milk is the best milk

Reduction, not enlargement. Wanting your gf to have big breasts is kind of the opposite of gay. I'm not defending him, mind you, but if you're going to insult someone, do it properly.

2's comment originally just said "Gay," but then he edited it to what it says now.

Good riddance, OP - your boyfriend is a nonsensical asshat. You are sure to find someone who is better than he is. Good luck

I made it say gay so I could think of something I actually wanted to say.

He sounds like a complete tit :/

#3 did you just

go there? Yes 69, he did.

It's funny because turn "3" sideways.

And 69, too. Did you miss the other immature sexual joke, 114?

Don't worry 147, I'll be the 12-year old in this thread. HAHA LOLOL 69!!! xD

Or maybe the boobs we're just a bonus.

37: If that were the case, he wouldn't have dumped her.

@pandasmile I cannot believe you missed the chance to say breast wishes for the surgery

She shouldn't worry, soon she'll find a guy who'll love her for her brain boobs, and not her body boobs.

I felt like the community would shun me for that one

What us shun or judge someone? NEVER...

I used to have huge boobs and they were a pain in the ass. They gave me back problems and they got in the way of everything. It was a curse. But I got reduction surgery and it's much better.

SarMarJo - *pssst* I know. It's a joke.

My mother had to have a reduction too. It's not like women who get them go down to A cups, just a size or two smaller to make them more manageable.

Haha. That was funny. You just corrected a SURGEON! I do believe he knows health risks of large breasts...

fml rule #7: you may not joke without someone getting butthurt.

I've always been curious as to how DocBastard, a surgeon, has so much time on their hands to be on FML so much. Teach me your ways.

Doc, I wasn't correcting you. :) I was just putting my experiences on here for everyone on FML to read and then possibly down vote me. ;) just my experience, people. No butthurt here!

BronayPonay - Do you really think I am in the operating room 24 hours a day? SarMarJo - No worries.

It's okay, Doc. We know you have a life outside of the workplace. :)

Medical people don't sleep.

DocBastard - Of course not, but I do imagine you do other things with your time.

Sorry, I couldn't resist... BOOBS ARE A PAIN IN THE ASS?

Bronayponay, I work insane hours (as I'm sure Doc does), but I travel via train to get to work and usually go on FML then. Maybe Doc does something similar?

That was such an original, funny joke. Good one.

Exactly. Breast shrinkage should be a crime.

Why did this get downvoted? He was correcting himself.

Ya why did it get negative votes? Makes noooo sense...

Good riddance, OP - your now ex-boyfriend is a complete asshat. You are sure to find someone who is better than he is. Good luck

It's incredible how selfish some people can be. OP, your now ex did you a favor by showing you what a child he is. Wish you the best on your surgery.

take a step back and look at what you've done