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Today, after trying to convince my girlfriend to have sex for almost 16 months, she finally said yes. I couldn't get it up the second she said it. FML

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On 02/05/2013 at 1:40am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

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Why did you try to convince your girlfriend for sex for 16 months? Didn't it dawn on you after the first attempt that no means no and she will when she is ready to?

#3 - On 02/05/2013 at 10:14am by vadaaa

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that's what foreplay is for?

#1 - On 02/05/2013 at 10:13am by truesarrif

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