Today, after 3 years, I saw my ex, who I still love, at a coffee shop. Being nice, I said hi. He turned around, looked at me, and said, "Thank God I broke up with you. You look like a hot mess!" before getting up and walking out with his model girlfriend. FML
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corbendo
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Did you still get your coffee?
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Melvar_10
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Hot coffee mod
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Keyman1212
| 14
No, she threw her hot coffee in his face, making him a literal hot mess.
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MrTittySprinkles
| 7
I like Cheese!?!
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fanalee
| 10
Haha that would be epic! (the comment about throwing the coffee at him)
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crazychick1269
| 7
some guys can really be jerks when they are around their new girlfriends... others can be pretty nice
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musiclexii124
| 0
You should've replied "Yeah, the hot mess that got in your pants 3 years ago."
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Damn_Hippster
| 11
Your ex kind of seems like an ass
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chickenwalrus
| 14
40... quit trolling.
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tjv3
| 10
what an ass,. I'm looking for a gf :)
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tjv3
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oh I know you should have told him you were diagnosed with herpes right after you broke up in front of her .
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coolstorybro6969
| 6
Mmmmm coffee...on the bright side he did call you hot...the glass is half full
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FrostHeart
| 36
Brighten up OP! He called you hot right? Just ignore all the words after it :). You know, there may still be a chance for you and your soon to be, ex-ex-boyfriend!
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hamncheeseinit
| 6
Clever... FML is now a dating site
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perdix
| 29
#165, it always has been. Especially, after the PM system came online.
Why would I select a girl based on height/weight/age/picture when I can find one with a sense of humor I like who likes mine?
Why would I select a girl based on height/weight/age/picture when I can find one with a sense of humor I like who likes mine?
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FarSide
| 22
To wit your retort should have been: "It's my fault that you have bad taste in picking women"?"
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11grace18
| 5
I think that sounds more like she's insulting herself rather than him ...
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cheerluv15
| 0
That's all u care about is her coffee? Sheath love and he doesn't care. Imagine if that was you
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beachyballerina
| 12
Hahahahahah woooooooww
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GOTxMILK
| 5
Tell him about the "hot mess"on his pants from his model girlfriend.
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Beebow_fml
| 5
That sounds like a compliment or congratulations for him.
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Achall91
| 17
Should've given him a "hot mess" by splashing your coffee on him.
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Achall91
| 17
Should've given him a "hot mess" by splashing your coffee on him.
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Achall91
| 17
Should've given him a "hot mess" by splashing your coffee on him.
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madvone
| 0
At least he called you hot
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fthislyfe
| 22
38: Docbastard said it before you.
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zurisbloodyrose
| 0
dude..that..what a shallow little bitch. geez.
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I_iz_B_a_troll
| 23
You're beautiful. You're beautiful.
You're beautiful, it's true.
I saw your face in a crowded place,
And I don't know what to do,
'Cause I'll never be with you. :(
You're beautiful, it's true.
I saw your face in a crowded place,
And I don't know what to do,
'Cause I'll never be with you. :(
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sierralovesyou
| 0
What the hell?
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absolutegrrr
| 7
Hey, don't diss James Blunt.
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EvilPotato
| 14
You got told OP.
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SemperFi_23
| 6
You fail #4.
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EvilPotato
| 14
117 coming from you that's a compliment, thank you sir.
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avocado23
| 5
Doubled fail :/
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xcarxcrashx
| 9
What makes it a double fail? Oh wait I'm sorry doubled fail?
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Drummerboy1234
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4 - so sensitive, dumb bastard.
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dmw25
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She did get told, enough said
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aml1991
| 9
That's a real bummer, I don't understand why guys think they have to be with girls who look like models. I mean, seriously, how many people in the REAL world look like that? It's not fair to us average girls is it hun? :/
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CoolStoryScrote
| 6
It's not that we feel like we need to or should be...it's that we actually want a model looking girlfriend...though I've never blown an average girl off just because of looks.
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Cmdr_Shepard
| 17
WTF are you talking about? Just because the OP's ex is dating a "model" doesn't mean all men want models. The vast majority of guys are perfectly fine with going out with average-looking girls if they have an awesome personality (and especially if they're great in bed).
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Epikouros
| 31
@#31: Speak for yourself, stickbanger!
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un1corns
| 15
There are very few 'real' girls who look like the models you see on television or in magazines... even those models don't actually look like that. Without the hours of makeup and airbrushing they look just as average as any other girl you'd see walking down the street.
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zbean
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hi! I'm a model, I weigh 136, eat 4 FULL meals a day, I'm 5'7, and work out daily. I'm pretty sure I'm "real".
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alycion
| 38
Most girls will go for the male model looking type first. It's natural to be initially attracted by looks. Though unlike op's ex, most ate mature enough to get to know average looking people and give them a chance too.
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fmlcurtain
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I don't believe u
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stacianichole
| 2
Is she really a model or is OP comparing herself way too much and a little (or a lot) insecure?
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mdtdnb
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Who wouldn't want to date a model?
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mileyfan17
| 8
What a jerk. You should be happy Ur not with him
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DocBastard
| 38
*throws coffee at face*
"Now you're a hot mess too, asshole!"
"Now you're a hot mess too, asshole!"
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EvilPotato
| 14
Hmmm, well said I must brainstorm some more wity comments. *goes down into basement*.
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Saltime
| 0
This gave me a warm, fuzzy, coffee-scalding feeling inside.
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leadman1989
| 15
Not to be THAT guy, but I doubt this would be as socially acceptable if the genders were reversed.
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DustyStorm
| 16
Wouldn't wanna waste the coffee even on a prick like that....
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ohSNAPyall
| 26
88 It wouldn't be socially acceptable in real life for a man or a woman. But as a joke, I think it'd be funny for either.
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leadman1989
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Then why was I thumbed down for even suggesting it? Also why is it when the rolls ARE reversed and people DO make those jokes THEY also get thumbed down?
Then why was I thumbed down for even suggesting it? Also why is it when the rolls ARE reversed and people DO make those jokes THEY also get thumbed down?
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TheSgLeader
| 21
That's just stupid and unnecessary. I don't care what the gender of the thrower but I will gladly beat the c*ap out of anyone who would do so to me.
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MagicallyFat
| 12
Whatta dick.
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TalkingMuffin
| 3
That is, quite a bit, of commas.
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Savra_fml
| 17
What's the, fucking point, of your comment?!?
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R00ST3R
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I think the point is that OP writes with a lot of commas.
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TalkingMuffin
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@54 Exactly.
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TeamSynergy
| 1
i've come across a stunning scientific anomaly. #42 is fucking retarded
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Savra_fml
| 17
Ahh # 94, nearly sharted there! Very funny & original! So, the girl uses commas....AND? she writes correctly....AND? You have an extra chromosome.....AND....you're a spastic. See, I made a statement with a point to it that doesn't just state the obvious. Keep going moron, & feel free to use your great line for this comment (# 104 this time)...maybe then i will shart.
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zanguard
| 0
Hot mess... that's like an insult and a compliment at the same time, it makes my brain hurt.
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RuskiManBearPig
| 4
Yeah like : Out of all your friends you have the biggest pennis.
"Now you're a hot mess too, asshole!"