By brie - United States
Today, after 3 years, I saw my ex, who I still love, at a coffee shop. Being nice, I said hi. He turned around, looked at me, and said, "Thank God I broke up with you. You look like a hot mess!" before getting up and walking out with his model girlfriend. FML
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  FrostHeart  |  36

Brighten up OP! He called you hot right? Just ignore all the words after it :). You know, there may still be a chance for you and your soon to be, ex-ex-boyfriend!

  perdix  |  29

#165, it always has been. Especially, after the PM system came online.

Why would I select a girl based on height/weight/age/picture when I can find one with a sense of humor I like who likes mine?

By  EvilPotato  |  14

You got told OP.

By  aml1991  |  9

That's a real bummer, I don't understand why guys think they have to be with girls who look like models. I mean, seriously, how many people in the REAL world look like that? It's not fair to us average girls is it hun? :/


It's not that we feel like we need to or should's that we actually want a model looking girlfriend...though I've never blown an average girl off just because of looks.

  Cmdr_Shepard  |  17

WTF are you talking about? Just because the OP's ex is dating a "model" doesn't mean all men want models. The vast majority of guys are perfectly fine with going out with average-looking girls if they have an awesome personality (and especially if they're great in bed).

  un1corns  |  15

There are very few 'real' girls who look like the models you see on television or in magazines... even those models don't actually look like that. Without the hours of makeup and airbrushing they look just as average as any other girl you'd see walking down the street.

  alycion  |  38

Most girls will go for the male model looking type first. It's natural to be initially attracted by looks. Though unlike op's ex, most ate mature enough to get to know average looking people and give them a chance too.

  leadman1989  |  15


Then why was I thumbed down for even suggesting it? Also why is it when the rolls ARE reversed and people DO make those jokes THEY also get thumbed down?

  Savra_fml  |  17

Ahh # 94, nearly sharted there! Very funny & original! So, the girl uses commas....AND? she writes correctly....AND? You have an extra're a spastic. See, I made a statement with a point to it that doesn't just state the obvious. Keep going moron, & feel free to use your great line for this comment (# 104 this time)...maybe then i will shart.