Today, after trying to convince my girlfriend to have sex for almost 16 months, she finally said yes. I couldn't get it up the second she said it. FML
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Today, I finally had the opportunity to have sex with my girlfriend. This would be the first time for both of us, so I tried to make it really special. I had everything planned out to be very romantic. She loved how it was set up. After all that, I couldn't get it up at all, all night. FML
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vadaaa 11
Why did you try to convince your girlfriend for sex for 16 months? Didn't it dawn on you after the first attempt that no means no and she will when she is ready to?
truesarrif 33
that's what foreplay is for?
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LaLince 40
YDI for waiting 16 months. ah ah ah
chrisbreastr0kr 11
Cum prepared
BurningGrannies 16
If you're not having sex, she's not your girlfriend, she's a friend you buy meals for.
Sir_drink_alot 20
And if they put out on the first date then they are a '*****' right? It is very hard too please people like you isn't it....
Pleonasm 35
Now here in exhibit B, we have a classic example of a ********.
BurningGrannies 16
It was meant as a joke, as a reference to an episode of New Girl, I assumed people were more familiar with it, I guess. My first girlfriend? Heck, we didn't even kiss for a week. She was 17, and I was her first kiss, or whatever, so yeah, she was very prudish. I'm not a ********, fellas.
Pleonasm 35
Then I'm sorry for jumping at you like that... I have honestly never heard of New Girl.
thats_my_job 11
Just cause she made you wait a whole week and she was 17 doesn't make her a prude.
Kingbreezy04 10
Heard of it but I'd rather watch Twili.....wait no I wouldn't.
doritowhore 9
Are you kidding me? I knew there were assholes in the world, but the numbers just keep growing apparently. You'd think people could be a little more respectful in life. It's not all about YOUR wishes, or your dick's wishes. Other people's wants are important, too. Respect that.
Raesin 21
Wow, a whole week #100? Poor you.
BurningGrannies 16
We knew each other for quite a while before we put a lable on it, sorry if that wasn't clear.
doritowhore 9
Of course it wouldn't be clear, considering you never mentioned it...
TheOnlyX 11
Well, that had to be embarrassing. Better luck next time mate.
buckdharma 37
Significant shrinkage? You may need to see a shrink.
Acik91 26
I don't understand why are so many people going all YDI on OP. There was nothing in the FML about 'forcing' the girl, just 'convincing'. There are actually girls that really aren't fair about it. My boyfriend's ex was like that. They'd been together for some 2 years, I believe, and she wouldn't have sex with him. She would offer him a sleepover, but on a condition that he would be sleeping in a guestroom, not even in the same room as her, as if he would rape her in her sleep. He's the sweetest, most delicate guy, open when it comes to having fun and a great lover. He respected her attitude, although he was trying to convince her from time to time, and that's, I guess, perfectly normal - we all have our needs. Once they broke up and, after some time, we got together, she started to write him about how she still loves him and how she would have sex with him now if he got back to her. Now, I'm not saying OP's girlfriend is like that, I also don't know what age they are, I would assume they're teenagers, given the context, so it may not be such a bad idea to wait, it's all up to them. However, it seems that OP was respecting his girlfrieng's decision - he waited until she said yes, and I guess he wouldn't react that way if he was cheating on her, after all - so how exactly did he deserve the situation? I have read numerous comments on FML about how you should communicate in a relationship - what is exactly wrong with communicating the need to have sex? Are girls the only ones who are allowed to communicate their needs? FYL, OP, I hope you'll have fun with your girlfriend. Whether you should be with her while you have so different temperaments is a different matter, and it's totally up to both of you. I hope that once you start having sex you'll discover you're actually quite a match in that area.
RedPillSucks 31
If she believes in abstinence before marriage then him trying to convince her to have sex is just wrong. Better to move on to someone else if you're not willing to wait.
Acik91 26
I guess OP showed he is willing to wait - if he wasn't, he'd have dumped her or cheated on her a long time ago. Also, we don't know if her reasons are ideological/religious - she might just want to wait till she's ready, especially since there is a huge chance they are teenagers, in my opinion. And it's fine, as long as OP is fine with it. Then, it's also fine for OP to try to convince her. And even if her reasons are 'religious' - well, see my post above. The ex was also using religious reasons. Of course, once again, OP's girlfriend might be truly religious and willing to wait till marriage... Except, she finally agreed, so I guess not.
Rawdawgg11 4
Play some music in the background and do lots of foreplay. She will never notice your lack of erection
stormstarcj 12
Shouldn't be convincing her!
AwkwardPartyColt 4
Cool
viper8608 9
dump her. its going to become a problem later.