duckiegirl21

About Duckiegirl21

I'm on my mobile device, so if you try to message me chances are I won't respond. Therefore, you do not need to look at my profile. However, for those of you who do end up here: live long and prosper.

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Duckiegirl21's favorite FMLs

Today, I had a nightmare in which I was haunted by the ghost of my foreskin. I then spent the whole day moping around, wondering what my life would've been like if my parents hadn't opted to slice it off. Will I see you in heaven, long-lost ghostly foreskin? FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By MissYouPieceOfSkin - / Wednesday 27 November 2013 08:44 / United States - Kirkland

Today, I was visiting my cousin's farm. Going out for a morning stroll, I took an apple with me to munch along the way. As I was eating it, I heard a distant thumping sound and was suddenly slammed into the ground. When I looked up, a horse was eating my apple. I got mugged by a horse. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 14 August 2013 09:11 / United States - Sanford

Today, I went to my boss's dinner party. My sister, who also works with me, sat across from me at the table. I felt her kick me so I kicked her back. Then I heard something start crying. It was the boss's baby crawling under the table. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By offuckingcourse / Tuesday 6 August 2013 05:07 / Canada - Toronto

Today, I got into a car accident. The guy wouldn't give me his information, but instead stood there saying, "Like a good neighbor, Statefarm is there." FML

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You deserved it

By Read The Fine Print / Saturday 24 November 2012 05:55 / United States - Sylmar

Today, my grandmother threatened to kill herself with a banana. She then got angry with me when I didn't attempt to get the banana away from her. My mom punished me because I didn't take the situation seriously enough. FML

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You deserved it

By DwarfFrog / Monday 18 June 2012 11:38 / United States

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50 favorites

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