Today, I was fooling around with my girlfriend for the first time. She put her hand on my penis over my jeans and said "Get hard for me." I was hard. FML
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jackaaa
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Aww baby penis.
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Etherial
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Baby penis trying to come out of shell.. Hahah XD
My boyfriend can wear briefs AND jeans..and I can tell just by looking if he's hard or not.
Poor OP.
My boyfriend can wear briefs AND jeans..and I can tell just by looking if he's hard or not.
Poor OP.
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brantzilch
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haha
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icall_BS
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Can you guys even picture that?
*puts hand on crotch and stares at OP* GET HARD FOR ME.
*puts hand on crotch and stares at OP* GET HARD FOR ME.
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Hated_By_FML
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ydi for having a small dicc
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AA357
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Cause we all care about your huge bf.
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mochalatte
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if she loves you, she'll get over it, and quickly.
if she's a slut then forget it. and her.
if she's a slut then forget it. and her.
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luluk854ever
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hah me too!
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campbellshayla73
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how does he desirve having a small penis it's sumthing you're born with no sumthin u can help
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FantasticFin
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#124 ew, just ew. as if you would have a boyfriend. do us all a favour and change your picture!!
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IpeeINtheBIGstal
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what?!!
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spiderwolf
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yeah it is
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FailBear920
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Your name is now Lil Wang!
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ShadyFTW1
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why is there a fat cow in your picture 124?
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yashr123
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why ..ur pro pic is the nastiest one in the world i no u dont have a bf which guy wuld be with u!
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shizzle12
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ahahahahahahahahahahahhahhahahah. baby penis.
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xXCODGODXx
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good one 142
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Edie84
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Lmfao
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madaoxsan
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yeah...wtf..that's hardly funny.
that's his manhood she insulted.
I invite the female posters to think about if they were sleeping with a guy and he begun to penetrate her and was like "wait...am I inside you??! it feels like I'm just rubbing in between your thighs..."
Sorry OP.
that's his manhood she insulted.
I invite the female posters to think about if they were sleeping with a guy and he begun to penetrate her and was like "wait...am I inside you??! it feels like I'm just rubbing in between your thighs..."
Sorry OP.
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julianna5782
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wait... she's a slut if she wants dick she can feel? would you stay with some loose ass girl?
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Knave
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pwned!
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frank_b102
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Boned*
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loopy_fml
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teehee.
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Puolukka
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Maybe it was the first time for her to fool around with a guy like that period and she just didn't know what it's supposed to feel like/what it feels like when it's not hard?!
She obviously has never touched a penis before...because even if it was pretty small you can still tell if the guy is hard or not... o.O
She obviously has never touched a penis before...because even if it was pretty small you can still tell if the guy is hard or not... o.O
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TWSSMoment
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it pretty hard not to know when a guy is hard since it just stick up out of no where -.-
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ContactSparrows
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lol!!!!
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Migole
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I thought about that too...Well, at least, when he's wearing jeans. I remember when I was younger and was lying on top of my first real boyfriend (fully dressed, we were just watching a movie) and I had never seen or touched his penis. When I moved I could feel it under my belly and thought it wasn't hard (when it actually was :P). No I can tell of course, but if you have no experience with that stuff it can be hard (no pun intended).
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Scotth901
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Lol that joke was flaccid?
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could_be_funny
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ouch that sucks...ditto #1
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Ldy_S_FTW
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O mannn, that made me L O L.
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rockinbecca2
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I know I'm a girl but u hot
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AsianCookie247
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^ and you're not.
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mai1808
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haha. LOL
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lesb_lv
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agree with #4. Dont dump her. U might be her 1st....
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fish1806
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ouch!!
life is hard, unlike your penis...
life is hard, unlike your penis...
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joce445
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this is the best comment ever
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j355ika
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LOL FUNNY
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nanaooze
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Lol
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bigcrazymike
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"Get hard for me"?
LOL! That's a stupid thing to say! What did she expect you to do...flex it?
LOL! That's a stupid thing to say! What did she expect you to do...flex it?
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cosmo780
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guys can tense the blood flow in their dick making it more erect on cue or *flex* it
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Nfabes1
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nasty
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coughyochick
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That's how the male body works. Are you 8?
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xxDefiantxx
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156 Please explain how that works
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DubstepMasta
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I know what 156 is talking about, although that "flex" isnt easy to maintain doing,(i can do it for like a few seconds, not even) it doesnt have a real purpose, and i can do it while hard and not.
She obviously has never touched a penis before...because even if it was pretty small you can still tell if the guy is hard or not... o.O