Today, after months of trying to make my girlfriend orgasm, she finally did. It was with my brother. I'll definitely knock next time. FML
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ellisp1
| 15
Next time, you won't knock because you'll be with someone different and more loyal.
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sohigh10
| 34
Well I mean.. after months of trying and hitting the bullseye in one go with your brother.. maybe you two weren't exactly meant to be
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xxcmb3k3xx
| 21
I hope you mean ex-girlfriend. Sorry about that though. Many fish in the sea
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ellisp1
| 15
Next time, you won't knock because you'll be with someone different and more loyal.
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sohigh10
| 34
Well I mean.. after months of trying and hitting the bullseye in one go with your brother.. maybe you two weren't exactly meant to be
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blueideamonkey97
| 11
Who says it was one go?
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_EnderDoge
| 22
#3: This is the type of comment I'd expect to get buried.. Good job, I guess?
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MajesticRacoon
| 7
She was still fucking cheating...
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sohigh10
| 34
The FML community is an erratic bunch, not even I expected my comment to be received well
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justinb97
| 16
Maybe they worked well romantically?
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WCARlover
| 34
Having your partner cheat on you would be heartbreaking enough but when there's a family me ever involved too...I can't even imagine how hurt you are. Sorry OP the word family means nothing to some people :(
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WCARlover
| 34
Member*
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thawny_fml
| 21
I mean I almost killed my ex-best friend when I found him in bed with my gf at the time. I can't imagine what I'd do if it were a family member.
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YourOpinionSucks
| 22
Family is the only thing that should mean anything, but once you go ahead and do something like this to a family member, you should be treated like an outsider. I'm happy I don't have a brother to worry about fucking my girl, but if I did and caught them, I'd probably bring a metal bat upside both of their heads. Wanna cheat on me together, you can die together.
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StormfrontX33_fml
| 24
The only big O you should give her is the one her expression will take when you blatantly toss her for the curb. As for the brother, revenge provides the best inspiration.
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SnowboarderFX
| 14
Two wrongs don't make a right, just because your brother didn't respect your relationship doesn't mean you shouldn't respect his.
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HereComeDatBoi
| 2
Agreed, #13. This whole situation sucks, but even so, getting "revenge" in a similar manner would make OP no better than his brother and (ex-)girlfriend
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DoomedGemini
| 37
He didn't really say get revenge by going the same thing.
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YourOpinionSucks
| 22
Who said the OP wanted to keep his brother close? Two wrongs may not make a right, but it sets my mind at ease knowing that after doing what I do they wouldn't dare cross me again. I wouldn't vote for revenge, I would vote to seriously fuck the brother up, but that is just me, and probably many other men (who have a damn spine)
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MattRHayden
| 4
i agree. if my brother ever tried to fuck my wife, I would literally drag him outside by his hair and commence to beat the holy fuck out of him. the Revenge doesn't mean you have to mess with his relationship, just his physical well being.
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tipsyone
| 21
Wow!! Your brother is a jerk of the highest order!!! I'd disown my brother if he did that
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TheNewGuy03
| 28
Taking "family affair" to a new level
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xx000o
| 27
Maybe you were never meant to be together.
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Bearsmomma
| 30
I'm sure that helpsI
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cvirginia222
| 12
Beat the shit out of your brother and break up with the bitch.
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DeadxManxWalking
| 27
I hope you knocked on his face with your fist