By Lil Bro - 17/07/2016 02:05 - United Kingdom - Smethwick

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Today, after months of trying to make my girlfriend orgasm, she finally did. It was with my brother. I'll definitely knock next time. FML
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Next time, you won't knock because you'll be with someone different and more loyal.

sohigh10 34

Well I mean.. after months of trying and hitting the bullseye in one go with your brother.. maybe you two weren't exactly meant to be

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I hope you mean ex-girlfriend. Sorry about that though. Many fish in the sea

Next time, you won't knock because you'll be with someone different and more loyal.

sohigh10 34

Well I mean.. after months of trying and hitting the bullseye in one go with your brother.. maybe you two weren't exactly meant to be

Who says it was one go?

#3: This is the type of comment I'd expect to get buried.. Good job, I guess?

She was still fucking cheating...

sohigh10 34

The FML community is an erratic bunch, not even I expected my comment to be received well

Maybe they worked well romantically?

Having your partner cheat on you would be heartbreaking enough but when there's a family me ever involved too...I can't even imagine how hurt you are. Sorry OP the word family means nothing to some people :(

I mean I almost killed my ex-best friend when I found him in bed with my gf at the time. I can't imagine what I'd do if it were a family member.

Family is the only thing that should mean anything, but once you go ahead and do something like this to a family member, you should be treated like an outsider. I'm happy I don't have a brother to worry about fucking my girl, but if I did and caught them, I'd probably bring a metal bat upside both of their heads. Wanna cheat on me together, you can die together.

Wow!! Your brother is a jerk of the highest order!!! I'd disown my brother if he did that

Taking "family affair" to a new level

Maybe you were never meant to be together.

I'm sure that helpsI

Beat the shit out of your brother and break up with the bitch.

I hope you knocked on his face with your fist

Engage her in MORTAL KOMBAT DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUNDA

And now I have the Mortal Kombat theme in my head. Thanks for that.

At least you aren't alone in that! MORTAL KOMBAT!