Today, after trying to convince my girlfriend to have sex for almost 16 months, she finally said yes. I couldn't get it up the second she said it. FML
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Today, I finally had the opportunity to have sex with my girlfriend. This would be the first time for both of us, so I tried to make it really special. I had everything planned out to be very romantic. She loved how it was set up. After all that, I couldn't get it up at all, all night. FML
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Top comments
vadaaa 11
Why did you try to convince your girlfriend for sex for 16 months? Didn't it dawn on you after the first attempt that no means no and she will when she is ready to?
truesarrif 33
that's what foreplay is for?
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Comments (228)
NessieMonster188 17
YDI for bothering her for SIXTEEN months. Don't you know what "No" means?
Geary519 20
u gay ?
skyeyez9 24
I think OP's male symbol in the top left corner should be a circle with a slumped over arrow vs one erect.
jazzmancarron 11
16 months? you have a lot more patience than i do waiting that long. I'd have dumped her and ****** someone else long before 16 months.
iGottaFindBubbah 12
Op's thoughts: Omg, she said yes, where do I begin!? Aaand it's gone. Don't worry, it'll happen when the time is right, don't force it.
conman531 23
She's ready when she's ready, and if it did happen I doubt she would enjoy it, and for sex, both of you should enjoy it. Not just you
Satoaoi 13
ok so you deserve it yes. but if she's not ready and your that much of A horndog find someone who is just as much of one as you
WhisperSoflty 20
Well, you sound charming. Next time, instead of badgering your girlfriend into sex, why don't you try being a gentleman and wait until SHE is ready.
OhhKristin 11
That's karma for pressuring her. Next time respect her wishes and wait!
mtlfenix 7
No worries man ... Just ask her brother ... Won't take 16 months and its a guaranteed fix for you!