Art just isn't for everyone, always room for improvement... maybe

Just say it's subjective. You could have a pile of feces and call it art.

What can then be considered art or not art? Can any whimsical creation be art? Are there measurements of art, like: "This painting is better art than that dog shit?"

I Draw the line at feces.

I've seen some dog shit that made some pretty interesting pictures.

I was poking fun at the 'artists' who take simple objects like a toilet and call it art. I'm an artist myself and I really wouldn't consider it art but hey, it's just my opinion.

I guess provocation is an art, too.
It really just feels like a statement, like a big "fuck you guys," since artists can take a shit in a box and write their name on it and it becomes a piece of valuable art. Not because of the intrinsic value of the art, but because of the renown of the artist.
I feel that this is the opposite of how it should go. Artist famous for quality of the art.

If I were you I would edit it and add a snout, horns and whiskers.

Wow overreact much?

Maybe she just doesn't realize that she's hideous

Maybe your the next Picasso?

*you're

You could say that you were drawing her inner beauty, not her outer beauty. Maybe she'll get the hint.

Some people just can't face their ugly...

I don't have an ugly. Could you tell me where to get one do that I can face it daily?

Draw her like one of your French girls

Maybe you felt pride because you know how bad it can be? And you've gotten better? Idk. Still seems rude...

You could always pull a dick move and say something like "I'm not used to drawing such oddly proportioned faces."

You ain't got no time for that

*ain't nobody