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By  redmnky21  |  8

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By  redmnky21  |  8

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  boating_guy  |  33

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  EvilDave  |  13

@63: Seeing as the boyfriend doesn't even know the basic mechanics of sex, which are taught in middle school, I think asking about age is a very valid question.

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  hubla  |  0

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  onlychildFTW  |  33

Lots of parent won't let their kids go to school on the days of sex ed. My friend was one of them. Over protective parent syndrome can be bad for future bedroom "endeavors," haha.

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  MurphyS94  |  4

1- I disagree. As far as sex ed classes go, it's pretty cut-and-paste from the text book (ie "penis+vagina=sex"). They don't tell you anything about the specifics and just because OP didn't do it exactly right, it doesn't mean he's too young. From the FML, it sounds as though he is just inexperienced, considering OP had to 'coax' him into having sex. Anyways, that's just my ten cents...

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  ScotsLassie  |  6

#1 if he went to a catholic school he may not have got any sex ed, I never at my school. It really doesn't have anything to do with age. She shouldn't have pressured him cause it sounds like he wasn't ready for it. I'm guessing from his actions that they probably haven't played about so maybe they should have started there first.

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  dcg1375  |  7

Possibly inexperienced, but maybe after 18 months of "coaxing" he was too nervous to perform. Especially if it was their first time together. If it had organically happened then there probably wouldn't have been any issues.

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  den603  |  0

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  hotscar  |  3

180, that is such bullshit. Thats propaganda to try to keep you from having sex... Possibly from a Catholic organization... By the way, I'm Catholic, so don't say I'm trying to bash Catholics

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  analisemarie  |  12

Oh god. I had to thumb 180 up. Not sure if serious or trollin, but the entire dying thing reminded me of if you have sex you'll get pregnant & die thing. Which reminded me of the XML where their single abstinence pushing teacher got pregnant. ^.^

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  Ameel_fml  |  19

I think it depends on what school you go to. My school went into pretty explicit detail in sex-ed classes and taught us A LOT about sex, safe sex, different types of birth control, menstruation, birth, etc. But my friend went to a Catholic school that only taught abstinence. My friend didn't even know what a condom looked like until she was about 18 or 19. If a guy tried to stick a flaccid penis into her, I wouldn't be surprised if she didn't know they were doing it wrong!

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  keyofdestiny13  |  24

After reading some of these replies, I'm kind of curious... Am I the only one who never had a sex ed course in school? I graduated high school two months ago, and I've always gone to public schools.

By  mookie24  |  2

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  jizzwold  |  21

I don't mean this to be insulting but is it possible that he is actually gay? Another idea; maybe he just doesn't find op attractive which could understandably ruin their relationship. Or she just pushed him into something he didn't want. We need more information to solve these questions.

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  22cute  |  17

Really, but if you did the persuading you should take charge of the seduction and foreplay. You can't really expect him to know what to do.

By  notsorandomguy  |  18

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  shannonreneee  |  11

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  murdersquirrel  |  15

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  notsorandomguy  |  18

36 - Wrong. I have been on FML long enough and I have seen enough "shitty/sticky/whatever-y situation" comments to know it would be thumbed down. Now, I'd let you all have a debate for hours about whether I'm stupid or intelligent (no doubt the answer would be I'm stupid), how stupid I am exactly and why I wrote this comment, but no. I just wrote this comment because it was punny and just for the sake of it. Oh, and thank you for making a baseless assumption. Glad to see FMLers changed. SMH.

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  murdersquirrel  |  15

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  Tweekz14  |  5

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  notsorandomguy  |  18

1. You're a girl 2. You're an immature stupid 10 year old who doesn't understabd that the stress of having sex for the first time, either in absolute or with one particular girlfriend, can cause you to be unable to have an erection. In the first case, you can maybe be excused. In the second case, GTFO of FML. Feel free to pick either :)

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  Llamacod  |  11

So, according to the following equation: penis + vagina = straightFlaccid penis + vagina = gay this penis + vagina = gay. I always thought that penis + vagina was the definition of hetero. Your math = retarded.

By  DocBastard  |  38

Maybe this means, oh I don't know, that HE ISN'T READY FOR SEX? Why the fuck would you try to coax him into doing something that he obviously doesn't want to do? If the situation were reversed and he were trying to get you to have sex with him even though you didn't want to, how do you think THAT would go? I think the FML community would call him an asshole and have his head on a stake for pressuring a girl into having sex. Therefore, YOU'RE the asshole, and I call for your head on a stake.

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  FlashBurn  |  13

Thumbs up to you doc! I was actually surprised that more people didn't flame you. Screw the double standards, it should be the same both ways! I shouldn't talk though, I'm 26 and still saving it for marriage. The right woman just hasn't come along yet

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  twisted_cherub  |  14

Agreed, Doc. This is the equivalent to a guy saying, "Today, my girlfriend finally agreed to have sex with me after a year of badgering her about it. When we were about to, she started crying and ran to the bathroom. FML" Nobody would be saying that girl was a lesbian and they'd be tearing fictitious OP a new one.

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