Today, I told my fiancé I wanted to hear something romantic. He said, "My dick loves your mouth." I guess that's as good as it's going to get. FML

by Sharibabi65 / 03/07/2012 at 1:16am / United States / Intimacy

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  • Who tells someone they want to hear something romantic and expects something amazing on the spot

    #1 - On 03/07/2012 at 5:48am by TaylorTheBoss

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  • I would have said, "My fist loves your face," and punched him.

    #3 - On 03/07/2012 at 5:52am by kimmy91

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