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Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
I'm an early bird, but no worm yet
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Perfectionist
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100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
50 quality comments
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YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

12%
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

0%
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

1%
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

2%
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

1%
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

2%
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

33%
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

78%
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

62%
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

22%
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

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Today, my girlfriend hummed the Jeopardy theme while I was trying to undo her bra. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By joeshmoe / Sunday 15 January 2012 12:52 / United States

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to initiate sex with me in my sleep. He confessed to thinking that if he did it lightly enough, I'd think I was just dreaming. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Light Sleeper / Sunday 14 October 2012 04:24 / United States - Evansville

Today, I announced to my boyfriend that I'm pregnant. He immediately denied that it was his because "a childhood accident" supposedly left him sterile. He has a child from a previous relationship. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 28 August 2012 23:08 / United States - Merrillville

Today, yet again, I was getting intimate with my shower head. Some complete genius decided to flush the toilet downstairs halfway through, which sent scalding-hot water all up in my privates. I've yet to find a comfortable sitting position. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Bethany - / Tuesday 28 August 2012 21:22 / United States - Cable

Today, I tried to explain to my daughter why she couldn’t have a sleepover with her boyfriend yet. She said, "If you're so worried about me having sex, then you failed as a father because I've already banged four guys." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 1 August 2012 04:17 / Canada

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Beginner

I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

Checking you out

Mobility

Up and coming moderator

Perfectionist

100 kick-ass comments

50 quality comments

YDI Master

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

The return of the thumb

The thumb strikes back

A new thumb

50 favorites

Judgmental

I agree, my mouse works.

One more and it's business time