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Show it anywayThat really sucks.
Fail.
Sooo you hooked up with a gay dude trying to fit in. :D
What? The tears didn't turn you on?
I swear on my life I just confirmed this like 3 minutes ago :D
Ikr?? I mean if he can't even un hook a bra imagine what else he couldn't do...
73- Why would you tell your kids about your first time being intimate? the ****.
hell everybody is nervous their first time, just let him bounce back and try again
Mood ruined? That man broke down to tears!
Pussy..CAT!!
poop
73, I wouldn't want my parents to tell me about the first time they got intimate...
wow poor guy you couldve helped him ydi for being ungrateful for having a sensitive boyfriend i bet a lot of girls would want a guy like him
Take it off for him! Guys LOVE strip teases before the sex. ;)
Guys also love girls who are patient and don't get disappointed easily.
Well, I wasn't telling her to be disappointed. Simply help him out and make it fun for both of them.
I was simply adding onto your statement not trying to bash it in any way.
Why can't every girl be like you.
40, I'm a guy...
u should give me 1;)
yea but first time means he won't last long at all and giving him a show just makes that time even shorter
#87
Strip teases = best thing ever. Of all time. Ever.
well...that's just....ummm yaa....cute virgin
lol not necessarily true
nice
If the girl can't help to make the foreplay fun, the sex will disappoint her too. It's not all about the guy doing all of the work, it should be a thrilling experience for both parties.
There needs to be more girls like you
i dont really consider removing a bra too be too taxing, and where does it say he "did all the work"? your point is valid, but quite irrelevant. besides, it may be his first time, but it may be hers too. the difference is she didnt start crying just because something was a little difficult.
Number 2. Why can't all women think like you?
132- Uh, but you're 15?
If more girls were like me, guys would be having a lot more sex. Lmao. Or at least those girls and their significant others.
66-he said GIRL...
249- and?
yuuh like when they sag??? lol.
Lol first time my gf had a bra with the hooks on the front it took me about 30 seconds to figure that out before she just took it off for me :)
So true!!!
#66: I thought you were a shovel?
I gotta say, that's pretty freakin' cute. Give the guy a break ; I think this is more of a FHL.
Agreed
Agreed! It's cute he was so nervous. I can see getting embarrassed and blushing, though, but crying...? A little over the top.
Or it's people who recognize that humans, regardless of gender, have tear ducts, emotions, and are capable of being embarrassed to the point of tears?
Hey let's be friends?
His FML just hasn't got through the morderation process yet.
3- agreed OP- LIFE ISNT ALL ABOUT SEX YOU DIRTY *****. So he's nervous and messed up, get over it.
@166 that doesnt apply at all when youre talking about attempting to have sex. life isnt all about eating ice cream either, but id be pretty annoyed if i had ice cream and dropped it. the sad part is that YOU are insulting HER...with intelligence like yours, you shouldnt be insulting anyone, let alone someone whos actually capable of finding a mate.
I find it hard to believe she doesn't at least find it funny, or at least laughable. You would think she'd give him a break, being his FIRST time (:
You had to say mate? Alright, we're gettin' PRIMAL up in this bitch! -walrus roar/moan/thing-
@234 yeah why dont we just assume hes an able bodied healthy individual with no illnesses and not just make up phantom problems that are not indicated here. if you have any undisclosed information about the guy by all means share it, otherwise im afraid in a fully functional individual crying over minor problems like not undoing a bra IS considered immature.
181- come at me bro.
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Show it anywayLearn 2 English please.
In spite of the broken english, this message was conveyed perfectly. I 100% concur.
26, I Am so happy to be your very first personal stalker. Congratulations on your first comment. Welcome to FML. Tip: Don't argue with KaySL.
42, I've read this like 4 times, and I STILL don't get it..
**** you
.PMAHC ATTAHW
That was 9 words and a number. Learn to count, "noob".
lmao , yeeees. btw ; nice gauge in your pictuuuuure
that's how first times are.. it took me many times to do it while looking and months to do it without. but now I can without her even noticing.
Yeah i imagine that the excitement of being his first time, and being nervous got to him. You should teach him OP. I learned to do it by asking a friend to let me unhook her bra. Now i can do it without a problem. Don't be so harsh on him.
lol
I learned because my mom is disabled.
You mean handicap-able?
Either you're implying the obvious "guys don't wear bras," to which it's not that hard to just slide it off... my BF ended up doing it his first time because he too became frustrated with the clasps. Either that or, you're implying "SP don't have **** thats why its easy!!11" I think my 44" inch bust would beg to differ. ;D
Shadow phantom you frighten me greatly
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Take it off for him! Guys LOVE strip teases before the sex. ;)
I gotta say, that's pretty freakin' cute. Give the guy a break ; I think this is more of a FHL.