Today, I came home to a furious wife and an answering machine message from a woman neither of us know claiming I got her pregnant. My wife won't believe she got the wrong number. FML

by Innocent / 01/28/2012 at 8:40am / Intimacy

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  • guess you will have to wait 9 months to prove yourself

    #3 - On 01/28/2012 at 10:06am by mike3775

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  • She calls back a week later after you get chewed out, " sorry wrong number"

    #5 - On 01/28/2012 at 10:07am by eva_baby25

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