FML : Today, I walked outside to see my boyfriend standing on my porch, looking confused. He explained to me that he had attached a prom proposal note to his...

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Today, I walked outside to see my boyfriend standing on my porch, looking confused. He explained to me that he had attached a prom proposal note to his pet rabbit, and let it inside my house to find me. We went looking for said rabbit, and found my dog halfway through eating it. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Sunday 11 May 2014 22:49 / United States - Belmont

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By illusong | 16

#5942223 - Monday 12 May 2014 8:28

Poor bunny :(

That's a pretty unique way of asking someone to prom.
Usually they use dogs or cats for the note.
Did she go to prom with u at least?

By kakakarotcake | 17

#5942224 - Monday 12 May 2014 8:28

Your boyfriend should have thought that through. poor rabbit

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By illusong | 16

#5942223 - Monday 12 May 2014 8:28

Poor bunny :(

That's a pretty unique way of asking someone to prom.
Usually they use dogs or cats for the note.
Did she go to prom with u at least?

keirissleepy | 10

#5942231 - Monday 12 May 2014 8:36

op was the one being asked to prom by their boyfriend (without gender I cannot clarify if op is male or female though)

emily4040 | 18

#5942326 - Monday 12 May 2014 12:31

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Nicholas12 | 15

#5942334 - Monday 12 May 2014 12:46

38 you never know

kingdomgirl94 | 27

#5942465 - Monday 12 May 2014 16:01

38 that's a very heteronormative assumption!

OP could very well be a gay man. Homosexuality is not a myth :P

RedPillSucks | 31

#5942496 - Monday 12 May 2014 16:38

True, but most places are simply not liberal enough that people feel comfortable going to the prom as homosexual pairs. So the heteronormative assumption is probably correct.

anythingmustbe | 18

#5942627 - Monday 12 May 2014 19:51

Fair enough but by law of statistics it was more likely they were a heterosexual couple.

GhostDuck | 30

#5942813 - Monday 12 May 2014 22:12

My prom was on this past Friday, and the prom king's date was his boyfriend.

incoherentrmblr | 21

#5943227 - Tuesday 13 May 2014 6:28

When your bf was looking confused, was also taking a shit on your doorstep?...

9echo | 17

#5943515 - Tuesday 13 May 2014 15:16

Incoherrentrmblr, you are really living up to your name today, man!

TheMathMajor | 26

#5943650 - Tuesday 13 May 2014 18:17

Younger people get more and more accepting with each generation. I think gay couples would feel comfortable going to prom together at most high schools at this point.

incoherentrmblr | 21

#5945494 - Thursday 15 May 2014 4:56

#96: Thanks, I try :)...

Ccraig222 | 2

#5953669 - Friday 23 May 2014 5:00

That's sick
Homosexuality is WRONG.

moonzombie | 13

#5955516 - Sunday 25 May 2014 4:07

I feel like #90 was referring to another FML about a guy following a girl home and shitting on her doorstep because she didn't give him her number.

At least, I think that's what he was going for. If not, what the fuck, man?

By kakakarotcake | 17

#5942224 - Monday 12 May 2014 8:28

Your boyfriend should have thought that through. poor rabbit

negb | 30

#5942457 - Monday 12 May 2014 15:52

An interesting way to ask someone but I imagine even if there wasn't a dog, the bunny would poop in the house and chew things.
OP: "Mom! I just bought my prom dress!"
Mom: "Well go return it and give me the money. The baseboards need to be redone and the tv needs new cables."