FML : Today, I got a call from the wife, but I was asleep so she left a voicemail. Seems like she accidentally called while sleeping with another man. FML

Today, I got a call from the wife, but I was asleep so she left a voicemail. Seems like she accidentally called while sleeping with another man. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 9 August 2017 20:00 /

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By rodfergie | 18

#7527659 - Wednesday 9 August 2017 20:09

at least you have great evidence for the divorce court

By PennyLane27 | 32

#7527668 - Wednesday 9 August 2017 20:27

And you can "accidentally" send her a picture of your divorce papers ;)

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By Glowworm56 | 25

#7527658 - Wednesday 9 August 2017 20:05

Your wife literally butt dialed you!

By rodfergie | 18

#7527659 - Wednesday 9 August 2017 20:09

at least you have great evidence for the divorce court

skate4lefe | 12

#7527689 - Wednesday 9 August 2017 21:05

True?

By Matt Kesler | 16

#7527664 - Wednesday 9 August 2017 20:23

Better Call Saul!

By PennyLane27 | 32

#7527668 - Wednesday 9 August 2017 20:27

And you can "accidentally" send her a picture of your divorce papers ;)

By gobiteme2 | 34

#7527685 - Wednesday 9 August 2017 20:58

Would you prefer that she sent a text instead.

By RichardPencil | 27

#7527697 - Wednesday 9 August 2017 21:17

You can only imagine what her butt was doing when it dialed you.

By pjsr | 31

#7527763 - Thursday 10 August 2017 0:25

I hate when I get nut-dialed

By jzjz | 9

#7527769 - Thursday 10 August 2017 0:34

Think of what she must have done when she realized!

By RockPrincess26 | 16

#7527834 - Thursday 10 August 2017 4:03

Time to divorce that cheating whore!

By ezrajab | 22

#7527844 - Thursday 10 August 2017 4:34

I hope you mean ex wife

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