FML : Today, I got a call from the wife, but I was asleep so she left a voicemail. Seems like she accidentally called while sleeping with another man. FML

Today, I got a call from the wife, but I was asleep so she left a voicemail. Seems like she accidentally called while sleeping with another man. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 9 August 2017 20:00 /

Intimacy

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By rodfergie | 7

#7527659 - Wednesday 9 August 2017 08:09

at least you have great evidence for the divorce court

By PennyLane27 | 30

#7527668 - Wednesday 9 August 2017 08:27

And you can "accidentally" send her a picture of your divorce papers ;)

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By Glowworm56 | 21

#7527658 - Wednesday 9 August 2017 08:05

Your wife literally butt dialed you!

By rodfergie | 7

#7527659 - Wednesday 9 August 2017 08:09

at least you have great evidence for the divorce court

skate4lefe | 11

#7527689 - Wednesday 9 August 2017 09:05

True?

By Matt Kesler | 14

#7527664 - Wednesday 9 August 2017 08:23

Better Call Saul!

By PennyLane27 | 30

#7527668 - Wednesday 9 August 2017 08:27

And you can "accidentally" send her a picture of your divorce papers ;)

By gobiteme2 | 33

#7527685 - Wednesday 9 August 2017 08:58

Would you prefer that she sent a text instead.

By RichardPencil | 22

#7527697 - Wednesday 9 August 2017 09:17

You can only imagine what her butt was doing when it dialed you.

By pjsr | 30

#7527763 - Thursday 10 August 2017 12:25

I hate when I get nut-dialed

By jzjz | 8

#7527769 - Thursday 10 August 2017 12:34

Think of what she must have done when she realized!

By RockPrincess26 | 13

#7527834 - Thursday 10 August 2017 04:03

Time to divorce that cheating whore!

By ezrajab | 20

#7527844 - Thursday 10 August 2017 04:34

I hope you mean ex wife

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