Today, I woke up to my pants off and my vibrator still on. I fell asleep masturbating. FML
by 44haley44 / 07/12/2011 at 1:25pm / United States / Intimacy
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I can't imagine how wet your sheets are
#4 - On 07/12/2011 at 6:07pm by ayooBrandon
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So... how'd it go?
#2 - On 07/12/2011 at 6:07pm by Gorillaz23
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