That was quick

By Anonymous - 09/09/2012 12:03 - United States - Altamonte Springs

Today, while trying to rouse my sleeping boyfriend for some morning sex, he came. FML
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olpally 32

Well, that escalated quickly...

shrimp1234 4

He has no staying power at all.


shrimp1234 4

He has no staying power at all.

OP couldn't just wait for him to wake up??

1: This isn't about staying power, it's about the awesome dream the OP just helped her bf have.

You gotta get the first one out of the way.

bigtaytay 13

She definitely roused him

Rouse means to wake.

Yeah your life is definitely over... Not

Guess he would of had what I'd call an wet dream ;) Don't worry about it tho, you can try again tomorrow. :P

Or y'know in like 5-10 minutes works too

conomaca2 6

A wet dream not "an wet dream"

Though. Not tho.

Oh relax, I was just being a smart ass

PYLrulz 17

44 - If you want to play along, I can say you need a comma between dream and not

Haha... Agreed!

This just turned into a giant grammar Nazi party.

Evilpirate 10

Nazis these days

I know right: can't live with them, can't live without them.

CoriCat 25

It's called a wet dream smart kne

Rouse him, or rape him? Damn women, go easy

XTheDesertSongX 17

Don't even act like your dumb ass wouldn't enjoy waking up to that. You just seem like a douche.

wow, judgy...

AClassActx3 7

Woman **

cajekraze 7

At least I'm not the only one who sees this as rape. Rape doesn't have to be violent. Nonconsentual sex is the very definition of rape

It doesn't sound like she was trying to be sneaky or malicious about it, I know my husband enjoys a little morning surprise every now and again. I see it as a harmless tactic to spice things up in the bedroom

That and if a mans circulation is properly functioning, he will be hard. Not all morning wood is due to being aroused.

Morning wood just happens even if you aren't aroused. That's being a boy. And who wouldn't like to wake up to a little head? Haha.

I wouldn't consider morning sex rape. They just slept together. That's plenty of consensus.

Even though he'd probably love to get some when he wakes up, he still wasn't conscious enough to give consent. That's technically rape.

patrick29 1

How sad

What a very intriguing and inciteful response. Please, please go on.

Yes because your comment has enlightened us all #15

#15 insightful*

I know that wasn't a smart comment. A few minutes after i posted it i looked back and realized my mistake.

CaptainDoorknob 7

15 - Your comment most definitely contributed to this prosperous community of ours as well.

So nice guys finish first? Or…

Nice guys always let the girl finish first whenever possible.

KiddNYC1O 20

I'd sell the Veyron and keep the McLaren.

He doesn't own either though, I'd sell the Bugatti and buy a McLaren Mp4-12c ;]

Sell both then buy a GTR "Alpha-Omega" and a track

Sleeping guys finish first is a much better comment.

KiddNYC1O 20

67- Shit, and a nice house!

snakeassault 0

I'd sell that ugly Bugatti, buy a '75 Corvette and an Ariel Atom V8.

A 1975 corvette? Why not go for a better year? The 70s weren't friendly to north American car designs. I wish I owned those. I only own a SL500. *sigh* how much I want a 2009 SLR McLaren 722s.

Hey, at least it was a pleasant surprise for him.

olpally 32

Well, that escalated quickly...

PYLrulz 17


Ejaculated* ?

If you cannot understand sarcasm or innuendo please stop commenting on FML.

Ur hot Michael haha

bigdude1302 2

Well atleast one of you enjoyed it.

"glad you came" anyone?

"the D goes up, the D goes down..."

I know ryt!