Alexa, play "Asleep" by The Smiths

By Anonymous - 01/10/2019 12:00

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Today, I woke up to my best friend laying next to me vigorously touching herself. She thought I was asleep. FML
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You were asleep. She should have toned it down a bit. Or asked you to help.

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I’ve seen this movie

Alexa, what the hell?!?! I think you should be playing "I Touch Myself" by the Divinyls...I honestly do.

You were asleep. She should have toned it down a bit. Or asked you to help.

Matt Richard Conklin 6

Have your friend contact me immediately