Alexa, play "Asleep" by The Smiths

By Anonymous - 01/10/2019 12:00

Today, I woke up to my best friend laying next to me vigorously touching herself. She thought I was asleep. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 33

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Tuesday 1 October 2019 17:31

You were asleep. She should have toned it down a bit. Or asked you to help.

chickensheep 15

Tuesday 1 October 2019 12:50

I’ve seen this movie

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chickensheep 15

Tuesday 1 October 2019 12:50

I’ve seen this movie

RichardPencil 30

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Tuesday 1 October 2019 14:52

Alexa, what the hell?!?! I think you should be playing "I Touch Myself" by the Divinyls...I honestly do.

BurnInDemonFire 33

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Tuesday 1 October 2019 17:31

You were asleep. She should have toned it down a bit. Or asked you to help.

Matt Richard Conklin 6

Thursday 3 October 2019 2:23

Have your friend contact me immediately

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