By 44haley44 - 12/07/2011 17:25 - United States

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Today, I woke up to my pants off and my vibrator still on. I fell asleep masturbating. FML
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kraine0712 2

Wow poor vibrator. This should be the vibrators FML. Today, some chick was using me and it was going really well. Then she fell asleep with me still running, now my batteries are dead. I have a job interview tomorrow. FML.

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ayooBrandon 12

I can't imagine how wet your sheets are

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mog85 0

I'm guessing u got energizer batteries; bc it kept goin and goin and goin. lol. .

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camo97 0

your husband or boyfriend would probably enjoy the intimate time with you instead of wasting an ****** by yourself

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minktheshrink 0

who said op had either? the fact she woke up with it still on makes me think she doesn't sleep with anyone... in either fashion of the phrase

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sydneyaval 9

You'd better get a pretty good man cuz I can tell u r not easily impressed:P

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itsnick21 0

did u check for an empty bottle of roofies?

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alphaskater09 9

I am the stupidest person on FML. you are the second stupidest person of fml

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Allyb321 0

how dumb do you have to be to do that?

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