Today, I went to a bar for some drinks. A guy looked me up and down, gave me a suggestive smile, then asked for my name and number. I'd have been a little less creeped out if he hadn't been standing beside me at the urinal the whole time. FML
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Today, I saw a beautiful girl at the bar. I attempted to be friendly and hit her up for a chat. She called me a “creep” and told me to get lost. A few moments later, another guy does the exact same thing I did and she smiled and kept flirting. FML
Today, I went to a bar with my best friend, and some guys came up to us and started flirting with her and offering her a drink. I felt a bit left out and started joking that "I'm thirsty too". One guy looked at me, cringed and said, "No, I don't buy drinks for weird girls." FML
Today, I saw a guy at a bar that looked cute. I didn't dare talk to him, though. When I was on my way home, drunkenly singing the entire way, I finally noticed he was walking along behind me. Probably for about 15 minutes. FML
Today, I was peeing in a urinal at a bar. A drunk guy comes in, and seeing no urinals open, he decides to pee between my legs from behind me. He didn't have good aim. FML
Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML
Today, I was peeing in a public bathroom when a guy walked in and passed by 4 open urinals to use the one next to mine. After feeling his gaze for a second, I confronted him with my own, in hopes he would stop. Instead, I stared into a stranger's eyes until I finished peeing. FML
Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML
Today, I was feeling confident enough to approach a guy by asking the bartender if I could buy him a refill of whatever he was drinking. He was drinking water. FML
Today, while at work, a creepy guy blatantly stared at my chest for a good 40 seconds. Finally snapping out of his trance, he said with a wink, "You forgot your name tag." He was right. FML
Today, to avoid a guy who's been creepily following me around school lately, I ducked into the girl's bathroom. After few minutes, he stuck his head in with his eyes closed and asked if I was done yet. FML
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Top comments
BeccaHugs 17
Maybe he has a thing for uranal . . . um er I mean urinals.
thenamesbrooksy 9
Hey take it as a compliment.
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Comments (93)
thenamesbrooksy 9
Hey take it as a compliment.
Damian95 16
Must be blessed.
Doritozilla 20
so...what's your number? ;)
golden_warrior 23
24- 911, ask for, "the man"
SWhimsynBubbaS 14
Blessed, and still a little creeped out. As I was reading, I can honestly say I did not expect OP to be a man. Or for this to happen period. So be proud of your looks OP! Even if they attract strange creepy men...
Iceman225 11
that is freaking creepy.
CocaColaPepsi 13
Creepy but flattering! ;)
garrett1999o3 16
#30, Maybe OP just accidentally waltsed into a gay bar.
fluffycatsdad 33
Or waltZed, even.
kaileylovesyew 4
Or maybe even waltzed!
Dodopy 14
Well at least you have a gladder bladder
Pwn17 25
Looks like urine a sticky situation.
margojill 13
22 you need more likes.
feelingold 18
if I read the urine/you're in pun ONE more time on FML...... It's definitely becoming the new "shitty situation"
Angel_Cacey 7
He should have turned and peed on him lol
Bcfrmkc816 17
Yes he does that's a good oner his is to 22
Bcfrmkc816 17
And offer to shake his hand and thank him
drayloon 50
I guess he saw sumthin at the urinal he liked...
hurtandabused 7
Look him back the same way but frown n say sorry but hell no
kurodansei 16
Give ot to him. Tell him what he did later. could be funny later.
biggestfan23 11
Maybe he's not even gay
kurodansei 16
Thats what would make it funny.
BeccaHugs 17
Maybe he has a thing for uranal . . . um er I mean urinals.
Zaros_fml 24
I almost thumbed this down...then it dawned on me.
cjgirl 15
I guess he liked what he saw... Take it as a compliment.
Flowtastic 16
What type of bar was it? That's the major difference between a FYL and YDi
flashback.miss 28
A gay bar, perhaps?
Flowtastic 16
What song is that from? ;-)
cristy91 33
Maybe it's my prudent nature but I wouldn't want to be hit on while I'm taking a piss, even if the person is good looking. Pee time = me time
LastFalseApology 9
fyl I hate when that happens
Bobskittens1 12
You act like it happens on a daily basis..
DocBastard 38
He violated Men's Restroom Rules #1 AND #2! 1) No talking 2) No looking Has no one ever taught him etiquette??
DDCA 24
If you read between the lines, you'd realize those rules don't apply in the bar he was in.
FrankHotpants 31
And probably #3, the one urinal space.
lolfood 24
And, if possible, stay one urinal apart
golden_warrior 23
I guess he wants your family jewell