By Lonely - 02/01/2010 10:30 - United States

Spicy
Today, I fell asleep while masturbating. I'm so bad that I bore myself. FML
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At least better than falling asleep while having sex. Oh wait, for that you'd need to be having sex.

maybe you were just tired?

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maybe you were just tired?

tribridags 0

maybe OP should just have sex and not masturbate at 1am like little 12 year old boys.

flipflipflipidel 0

wait, so your bad at giving handjobs?!?

At least better than falling asleep while having sex. Oh wait, for that you'd need to be having sex.

eehizle 0

lmao

wow that's bad..

dangletsbang21 0

hahaha wow, you made me laugh. hopefully you don't have a girlfriend or that would suck tremendously for her. hahah

azurablade 0

i moderated this.

sit on your hand next time till it goes numb then give yourself " the stranger "

bin there dusnt work

BeeintheWood 0

I don't get how you are bad. it's so simple.

fuckinglifehard 0

maybe you should try a prostitute.

lmao... that's a harsh FML

caticaticati 3

Me and my boyfriend both do that a lot... you're just tired, yo.

monkeybanana 7

haha yo haha