By Lonely - 02/01/2010 10:30 - United States

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Today, I fell asleep while masturbating. I'm so bad that I bore myself. FML
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spitfire35 3

At least better than falling asleep while having sex. Oh wait, for that you'd need to be having sex.

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tribridags 0

maybe OP should just have sex and not ********** at 1am like little 12 year old boys.

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flipflipflipidel 0

wait, so your bad at giving handjobs?!?

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spitfire35 3

At least better than falling asleep while having sex. Oh wait, for that you'd need to be having sex.

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dangletsbang21 0

hahaha wow, you made me laugh. hopefully you don't have a girlfriend or that would suck tremendously for her. hahah

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ChuckDangerz 0

sit on your hand next time till it goes numb then give yourself " the stranger "

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BeeintheWood 0

I don't get how you are bad. it's so simple.

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fuckinglifehard 0

maybe you should try a prostitute.

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caticaticati 3

Me and my boyfriend both do that a lot... you're just tired, yo.

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monkeybanana 7

haha yo haha

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