Bad timing

By Anonymous - 20/04/2022 18:01 - Australia

Spicy
Today, I was pantsless, horny, and my vibrator died, so I put it on charge next to my bed. My mum then came in, crying hysterically about how she got fired. I was still naked. I felt so bad. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Feel bad for her losing her job, sure. But she walked unannounced into your bedroom. She kind of had to be prepared to see flesh.

Two buzzkills in a row! What are the odds?

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Two buzzkills in a row! What are the odds?

Feel bad for her losing her job, sure. But she walked unannounced into your bedroom. She kind of had to be prepared to see flesh.