Intimacy, Sex and Sextoys: How very dare you?

How very dare you?

By Anonymous - 14/05/2019 06:00

Today, I came home from work and found my sister using my vibrator in my own bed. FML

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RichardPencil 30

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Tuesday 14 May 2019 6:22

Shae?

Angélique Chantal 21

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Tuesday 14 May 2019 11:04

That’s just sick and nasty on a whole new level.

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RichardPencil 30

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Tuesday 14 May 2019 6:22

Shae?

Angélique Chantal 21

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Tuesday 14 May 2019 11:04

That’s just sick and nasty on a whole new level.

Charlie Given 26

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Tuesday 14 May 2019 17:40

that's wrong on so many levels time to burn the vibrator in the sheets on your bed

Mungolikecandy 19

Tuesday 14 May 2019 18:17

It seems you may have been closer to your sister than you ever wanted to be.

Jackey 29

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Tuesday 14 May 2019 18:53

On a happy note... you know what to shop for the next time you have to give her a present...

protoskore 27

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Tuesday 14 May 2019 19:54

This FML could have been on a whole other level if OP was a guy

GamerChickxoxo 16

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Tuesday 14 May 2019 20:40

atleast you walked in on her using your vibrator and not your boyfriend, time to put a lock on the door

Nic1330 5

Wednesday 15 May 2019 20:43

if this is real I find it sexy but my only advice is find a better hiding place

PenguinPal3017 19

Thursday 16 May 2019 5:59

Now that's what I call a sticky situation!

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