By 44haley44 - 12/07/2011 17:25 - United States

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Today, I woke up to my pants off and my vibrator still on. I fell asleep masturbating. FML
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kraine0712 2

Wow poor vibrator. This should be the vibrators FML. Today, some chick was using me and it was going really well. Then she fell asleep with me still running, now my batteries are dead. I have a job interview tomorrow. FML.

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ayooBrandon 12

I can't imagine how wet your sheets are

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okevin 0

maybe you do it to much!

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SIVES117 0

uhmmmm... that's really akward. were your sheets all wet haaa?

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surferkid212 0

a strong enough ****** can cause a girl to slip into a small, non dangerous, sleeplike coma for a couple hours

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ScarlettBird 3

don't feel bad I've had it happen before.

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The_9th_Doctor 18

congratulations?

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ayyyme 0

hahahhaha :) very nice!

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superdelis 1

possibly the coolest and saddest thing I've ever heard..who'd wanna have sex with you if you can't get the job done yourself?

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ghettojoker 4

aww #17 u beat me to it. OP why not get a better one like a rabbit or pocket rocket?

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jobsman99 0

another ad for the energizer bunny.

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