By 44haley44 - 12/07/2011 17:25 - United States

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Today, I woke up to my pants off and my vibrator still on. I fell asleep masturbating. FML
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kraine0712 2

Wow poor vibrator. This should be the vibrators FML. Today, some chick was using me and it was going really well. Then she fell asleep with me still running, now my batteries are dead. I have a job interview tomorrow. FML.

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ayooBrandon 12

I can't imagine how wet your sheets are

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HeartAndSoul2011 0

so even your vibrator is so bad at it you fall asleep...interesting.. ;)

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rattusrattus 18

Or good. I fall asleep after good pleasuring. [/tmi] You know that some women ********** in their sleep?

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BeatlesObsessed 12

I'm sure you had the most pleasant and satisfying dreams. ;)

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dabom392 4

u look a little too young to be commenting

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BeatlesObsessed 12

I'll take that as a compliment, haha. :) Would you consider sixteen being 'too young'?

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JESSiCAA321 0

I love the beatles tooo!(:

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tdub10 2

To much of a good thing. Lol

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SkyiiStarflower 0

well, damn! that means you can't remember the great time you had with it!

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TinMan19 6

Haha thats way awesome!

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6tori6 5

it's a good thing you didn't need your parent to wake you up or anything that morning...awkward!!

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TinMan19 6

Haha thats way awesome!

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TinMan19 6

Haha thats way awesome!

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HeartAndSoul2011 0

now imagine if that was a person...they'd be mad that you fell asleep, you'd be mad that they were so bad at it that you fell asleep in the first place ;) lol

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Ugi 26

But you'd be impressed that they were still at it in the morning. Now that's stamina!

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