Today, while I was washing my hands, I sneezed so hard that I smacked my head against the faucet. I now have a lump the size of a goose egg on my head....

By Anonymous - 28/1/2012 17:09 - United States

Today, while I was washing my hands, I sneezed so hard that I smacked my head against the faucet. I now have a lump the size of a goose egg on my head. I'm not sure if it's going to hatch, or if that's just the brain damage talking. FML

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By YourEvilHero | 12

#3958312 - Saturday 28 January 2012 22:44

let it hatch it's the right thing to do

By liveyourlife_191 | 8

#3958329 - Saturday 28 January 2012 22:46

Either you have a really bad posture, or your head was down near the faucet?... I can't think of any reasonable explanation to how this is possible...But then again I've heard of many injuries caused by sneezing. FYL

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By YourEvilHero | 12

#3958312 - Saturday 28 January 2012 22:44

let it hatch it's the right thing to do

Naomimi_fml | 6

#3958368 - Saturday 28 January 2012 22:50

I sense an abortion debate

cruxx | 0

#3958392 - Saturday 28 January 2012 22:51

Breakfast!

sr101998 | 0

#3958472 - Saturday 28 January 2012 23:01

Only if I get toast with it

silentbutfunny | 0

#3958556 - Saturday 28 January 2012 23:16

Me gusta eggs

PYLrulz | 17

#3958692 - Saturday 28 January 2012 23:43

Throw in some bacon too!

lindseykcool | 6

#3958720 - Saturday 28 January 2012 23:50

I'm so sorry, but is it wrong of me to find this one of the funniest FMLs I've read? Take care of it and let it hatch. :)

zombiegold | 23

#3958723 - Saturday 28 January 2012 23:51

Huevos es muy bueno.

Jonkbaby | 16

#3958997 - Sunday 29 January 2012 1:32

in soviet russia hands wash you

herrobear | 0

#3959984 - Sunday 29 January 2012 5:19

Oh. You're one of those people who lacks self control when they sneeze...

DayAndNite | 8

#3960267 - Sunday 29 January 2012 6:51

Hands wash you in America too. How do you think you are able to clean your body?

maxwells_hammer | 5

#3960363 - Sunday 29 January 2012 7:34

With soap hopefully

By liveyourlife_191 | 8

#3958329 - Saturday 28 January 2012 22:46

Ali_Br_fml | 33

#3958346 - Saturday 28 January 2012 22:48

Or OP could just be a little person. They wash their hands too!!!

cruxx | 0

#3958370 - Saturday 28 January 2012 22:50

Op could also be tall, and have to bend over the sink to wash their hands

IndigoArkanian | 4

#3958467 - Saturday 28 January 2012 23:01

Apparently it was such a violent, explosive sneeze that OP doubled over and hit their head. Nbd I do that sometimes too...

TourettesGuyFTW | 25

#3958620 - Saturday 28 January 2012 23:28

On a side note; I got moderated for apparently questioning the authenticity of an FML. Where's the consistency FML staff??!!

Keebz_02 | 0

#3959524 - Sunday 29 January 2012 2:47

My wife has done it as well. Its the funniest thing ever to witness.

By Red_Wing_Nut44 | 14

#3958336 - Saturday 28 January 2012 22:47

Ok don't panic. Unless you do want to panic because that's what most people would do when they find out they have brain damage.

ShroomsOnAcid | 15

#3958588 - Saturday 28 January 2012 23:21

I wish my brain damage could talk.

sparkman97 | 7

#3958604 - Saturday 28 January 2012 23:26

Brain damage, ever since the day i was born
Drugs what they used to say i was on
They said i never knew which way i was goin
But everywhere i go they keep playing my so-ACHOOOO!

Commander223 | 9

#3959087 - Sunday 29 January 2012 2:13

You beat to it, Sparkman!

By jackrileymac | 4

#3958337 - Saturday 28 January 2012 22:47

You must have 47 chromosomes

OhHushDear | 11

#3958390 - Saturday 28 January 2012 22:51

That is horribly rude! People who actually have that disorder can't help it.

OhHushDear | 11

#3958736 - Saturday 28 January 2012 23:54

I don't think I like you -__-

THE_A_TEEN | 27

#3958755 - Sunday 29 January 2012 0:01

What did he say?

By cruxx | 0

#3958339 - Saturday 28 January 2012 22:47

Life starts at conception

Red_Wing_Nut44 | 14

#3958358 - Saturday 28 January 2012 22:49

I agree with you, but what does this have to do with the FML?

By idontknowyou123 | 0

#3958341 - Saturday 28 January 2012 22:47

Don't let it hatch! Crack it open and make an omlet!

PedoPancakes | 7

#3961337 - Sunday 29 January 2012 14:31

Haha your comment is BOSS. :D

By IKickPuppiesHard | 16

#3958348 - Saturday 28 January 2012 22:48

Atleast you didn't stab yourself in the head with a fork this time.

By mama2b3 | 20

#3958373 - Saturday 28 January 2012 22:50

Um just based on the things you said in this fml I think you should probably go to a hospital op. NOW.

Michael_92 | 19

#3959594 - Sunday 29 January 2012 3:11

However DON'T DRIVE!!!

silentbutfunny | 0

#3960284 - Sunday 29 January 2012 6:57

13 never got a goose egg before? I got one after falling on my bike... And falling down the stairs... And running into a tree.... And slipping on ice... And tripping into a hooker... (ok the first one was real)

By Enslaved | 36

#3958377 - Saturday 28 January 2012 22:50

You wash your hands strange. Why is your face so close to the faucet?

thisisafunnyname | 12

#3960310 - Sunday 29 January 2012 7:07

To see it better. Or cause the faucet smells good.

By danileah | 0

#3958385 - Saturday 28 January 2012 22:51

or op could have leaned in and when op sneezed hit their head. ive done it pleanty of times.