Today, while I was washing my hands, I sneezed so hard that I smacked my head against the faucet. I now have a lump the size of a goose egg on my head. I'm not sure if it's going to hatch, or if that's just the brain damage talking. FML
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YourEvilHero
| 12
let it hatch it's the right thing to do
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liveyourlife_191
| 8
Either you have a really bad posture, or your head was down near the faucet?... I can't think of any reasonable explanation to how this is possible...But then again I've heard of many injuries caused by sneezing. FYL
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YourEvilHero
| 12
let it hatch it's the right thing to do
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Naomimi_fml
| 6
I sense an abortion debate
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cruxx
| 0
Breakfast!
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sr101998
| 0
Only if I get toast with it
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silentbutfunny
| 0
Me gusta eggs
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PYLrulz
| 17
Throw in some bacon too!
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lindseykcool
| 6
I'm so sorry, but is it wrong of me to find this one of the funniest FMLs I've read? Take care of it and let it hatch. :)
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zombiegold
| 23
Huevos es muy bueno.
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Jonkbaby
| 20
in soviet russia hands wash you
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herrobear
| 0
Oh. You're one of those people who lacks self control when they sneeze...
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DayAndNite
| 8
Hands wash you in America too. How do you think you are able to clean your body?
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maxwells_hammer
| 5
With soap hopefully
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liveyourlife_191
| 8
Either you have a really bad posture, or your head was down near the faucet?... I can't think of any reasonable explanation to how this is possible...But then again I've heard of many injuries caused by sneezing. FYL
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Ali_Br_fml
| 33
Or OP could just be a little person. They wash their hands too!!!
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cruxx
| 0
Op could also be tall, and have to bend over the sink to wash their hands
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IndigoArkanian
| 4
Apparently it was such a violent, explosive sneeze that OP doubled over and hit their head. Nbd I do that sometimes too...
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TourettesGuyFTW
| 25
On a side note; I got moderated for apparently questioning the authenticity of an FML. Where's the consistency FML staff??!!
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Keebz_02
| 0
My wife has done it as well. Its the funniest thing ever to witness.
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Red_Wing_Nut44
| 14
Ok don't panic. Unless you do want to panic because that's what most people would do when they find out they have brain damage.
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ShroomsOnAcid
| 16
I wish my brain damage could talk.
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sparkman97
| 7
Brain damage, ever since the day i was born
Drugs what they used to say i was on
They said i never knew which way i was goin
But everywhere i go they keep playing my so-ACHOOOO!
Drugs what they used to say i was on
They said i never knew which way i was goin
But everywhere i go they keep playing my so-ACHOOOO!
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Commander223
| 9
You beat to it, Sparkman!
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jackrileymac
| 4
You must have 47 chromosomes
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OhHushDear
| 11
That is horribly rude! People who actually have that disorder can't help it.
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OhHushDear
| 11
I don't think I like you -__-
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THE_A_TEEN
| 27
What did he say?
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cruxx
| 0
Life starts at conception
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Red_Wing_Nut44
| 14
I agree with you, but what does this have to do with the FML?
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idontknowyou123
| 0
Don't let it hatch! Crack it open and make an omlet!
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PedoPancakes
| 7
Haha your comment is BOSS. :D
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IKickPuppiesHard
| 16
Atleast you didn't stab yourself in the head with a fork this time.
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mama2b3
| 20
Um just based on the things you said in this fml I think you should probably go to a hospital op. NOW.
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Michael_92
| 20
However DON'T DRIVE!!!
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silentbutfunny
| 0
13 never got a goose egg before? I got one after falling on my bike... And falling down the stairs... And running into a tree.... And slipping on ice... And tripping into a hooker... (ok the first one was real)
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Enslaved
| 36
You wash your hands strange. Why is your face so close to the faucet?
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thisisafunnyname
| 12
To see it better. Or cause the faucet smells good.
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danileah
| 0
or op could have leaned in and when op sneezed hit their head. ive done it pleanty of times.