By Anonymous - 28/01/2012 17:09 - United States

Today, while I was washing my hands, I sneezed so hard that I smacked my head against the faucet. I now have a lump the size of a goose egg on my head. I'm not sure if it's going to hatch, or if that's just the brain damage talking. FML
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YourEvilHero 12

let it hatch it's the right thing to do

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liveyourlife_191 8

Either you have a really bad posture, or your head was down near the faucet?... I can't think of any reasonable explanation to how this is possible...But then again I've heard of many injuries caused by sneezing. FYL

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YourEvilHero 12

let it hatch it's the right thing to do

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Naomimi_fml 6

I sense an abortion debate

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cruxx 0

Breakfast!

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sr101998 0
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Only if I get toast with it

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PYLrulz 17

Throw in some bacon too!

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lindseykcool 6

I'm so sorry, but is it wrong of me to find this one of the funniest FMLs I've read? Take care of it and let it hatch. :)

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zombiegold 23
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Huevos es muy bueno.

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Jonkbaby 22
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in soviet russia hands wash you

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herrobear 0
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Oh. You're one of those people who lacks self control when they sneeze...

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DayAndNite 8
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Hands wash you in America too. How do you think you are able to clean your body?

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maxwells_hammer 5

With soap hopefully

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liveyourlife_191 8

Either you have a really bad posture, or your head was down near the faucet?... I can't think of any reasonable explanation to how this is possible...But then again I've heard of many injuries caused by sneezing. FYL

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Ali_Br_fml 33

Or OP could just be a little person. They wash their hands too!!!

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cruxx 0

Op could also be tall, and have to bend over the sink to wash their hands

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IndigoArkanian 4
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Apparently it was such a violent, explosive sneeze that OP doubled over and hit their head. Nbd I do that sometimes too...

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TourettesGuyFTW 25
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On a side note; I got moderated for apparently questioning the authenticity of an FML. Where's the consistency FML staff??!!

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Keebz_02 0
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My wife has done it as well. Its the funniest thing ever to witness.

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Red_Wing_Nut44 14
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Ok don't panic. Unless you do want to panic because that's what most people would do when they find out they have brain damage.

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

I wish my brain damage could talk.

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sparkman97 7
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Brain damage, ever since the day i was born Drugs what they used to say i was on They said i never knew which way i was goin But everywhere i go they keep playing my so-ACHOOOO!

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Commander223 9
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You beat to it, Sparkman!

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jackrileymac 4

You must have 47 chromosomes

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OhHushDear 11
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That is horribly rude! People who actually have that disorder can't help it.

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OhHushDear 11
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I don't think I like you -__-

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THE_A_TEEN 27
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What did he say?

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cruxx 0

Life starts at conception

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Red_Wing_Nut44 14
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I agree with you, but what does this have to do with the FML?

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idontknowyou123 0
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Don't let it hatch! Crack it open and make an omlet!

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PedoPancakes 7
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Haha your comment is BOSS. :D

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IKickPuppiesHard 16

Atleast you didn't stab yourself in the head with a fork this time.

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mama2b3 20

Um just based on the things you said in this fml I think you should probably go to a hospital op. NOW.

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Michael_92 20

However DON'T DRIVE!!!

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silentbutfunny 0
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13 never got a goose egg before? I got one after falling on my bike... And falling down the stairs... And running into a tree.... And slipping on ice... And tripping into a hooker... (ok the first one was real)

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Enslaved 36
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You wash your hands strange. Why is your face so close to the faucet?

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thisisafunnyname 12
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To see it better. Or cause the faucet smells good.

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danileah 0

or op could have leaned in and when op sneezed hit their head. ive done it pleanty of times.

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