By Anonymous - 28/01/2012 17:09 - United States

Today, while I was washing my hands, I sneezed so hard that I smacked my head against the faucet. I now have a lump the size of a goose egg on my head. I'm not sure if it's going to hatch, or if that's just the brain damage talking. FML
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let it hatch it's the right thing to do

Either you have a really bad posture, or your head was down near the faucet?... I can't think of any reasonable explanation to how this is possible...But then again I've heard of many injuries caused by sneezing. FYL

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let it hatch it's the right thing to do

I sense an abortion debate

Breakfast!

Only if I get toast with it

Throw in some bacon too!

I'm so sorry, but is it wrong of me to find this one of the funniest FMLs I've read? Take care of it and let it hatch. :)

Huevos es muy bueno.

in soviet russia hands wash you

Oh. You're one of those people who lacks self control when they sneeze...

Hands wash you in America too. How do you think you are able to clean your body?

With soap hopefully

Either you have a really bad posture, or your head was down near the faucet?... I can't think of any reasonable explanation to how this is possible...But then again I've heard of many injuries caused by sneezing. FYL

Or OP could just be a little person. They wash their hands too!!!

Op could also be tall, and have to bend over the sink to wash their hands

Apparently it was such a violent, explosive sneeze that OP doubled over and hit their head. Nbd I do that sometimes too...

On a side note; I got moderated for apparently questioning the authenticity of an FML. Where's the consistency FML staff??!!

My wife has done it as well. Its the funniest thing ever to witness.

Ok don't panic. Unless you do want to panic because that's what most people would do when they find out they have brain damage.

I wish my brain damage could talk.

Brain damage, ever since the day i was born Drugs what they used to say i was on They said i never knew which way i was goin But everywhere i go they keep playing my so-ACHOOOO!

You beat to it, Sparkman!

You must have 47 chromosomes

That is horribly rude! People who actually have that disorder can't help it.

I don't think I like you -__-

What did he say?

Life starts at conception

I agree with you, but what does this have to do with the FML?

Don't let it hatch! Crack it open and make an omlet!

Haha your comment is BOSS. :D

Atleast you didn't stab yourself in the head with a fork this time.

Um just based on the things you said in this fml I think you should probably go to a hospital op. NOW.

However DON'T DRIVE!!!

13 never got a goose egg before? I got one after falling on my bike... And falling down the stairs... And running into a tree.... And slipping on ice... And tripping into a hooker... (ok the first one was real)

You wash your hands strange. Why is your face so close to the faucet?

To see it better. Or cause the faucet smells good.

or op could have leaned in and when op sneezed hit their head. ive done it pleanty of times.