Today, my boyfriend refused to go down on me because I smelled of baby lotion and it made him feel like a child molester. FML
by skiittlez713 / 05/20/2011 at 4:40am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
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"But you are."
#2 - On 05/20/2011 at 9:55am by THISISCITRUS
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That's kinda cute, actually. And wouldn't you rather it be this, then you smelling of dead fish & him refusing?
#6 - On 05/20/2011 at 10:01am by fatalkiss
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