By skiittlez713 - 20/05/2011 08:40 - United States
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She said "baby lotion" not "baby oil". While baby oil doesn't have a distinct smell, baby lotion does. Anyone who has every held a baby can probably recall the smell of baby lotion. I can understand the problem for her bf. I would have a hard time being intimate if baby's kept popping in my head!
That's kinda cute, actually. And wouldn't you rather it be this, then you smelling of dead fish & him refusing?
Wussy, you say, Djeepee? Hmm. I rolled a magic 8-Ball and asked him what 90% of the comments to the following theoretical FML would be like. And can you argue with a magic 8-Ball? "Today, my girlfriend refused to go down on me, because she doesn't like the way my penis smells, for her own private reason. FML" "WOW U R A DOUCHEBAG IF DATS ALL U TINK ABOT" "WASH YOUR PENIS" "If she doesn't want to go down on you, it's her choice! respect her" "Clearly you have no sense of hygene, 'cause you are a man, and if she doesn't like the smell she has every right not to go down on you!" "Even if you don't agree with her reason, you have to respect it! blabla" I hate hypocrites. Especially when it comes to men-women, religion and Justin Bieber.
@ fthk, I also think that women who don't want to go down on their boyfriend because 'it smells funny' are wussies. So no, I'm not an hypocrite. The big problem I have with this FML is that baby lotion actually smells nice. The fact that OP's boyfriend linked it with being a child molester simply sounds like a weak excuse to me.
The problem is, this is *subjective*, Djeepee. You seem very intolerant to what just doesn't happen to apply for you. Basically, you're saying "This does not bother me, so it shouldn't bother anyone else, and if it does heshe's a wussy". A very immature statement. By what right do you tell anyone what can bother him, and what can't? You admitted yourself on a certain something , regarding sex, in the past. Would it be my place to say that you don't really love your boyfriend? that you're just making excuses? Just because baby lotion wouldn't bother you, does not mean it doesn't bother other people. I know I wouldn't want to smell something that reminded me of my baby sister while having sex.
I've heard of "some" guys freaking out over a Brazilian wax because of that. (They at least want a landing stripe.) Your boyfriend takes it to a whole new level of WOW! WTF!!!