By Max Flynn

Jesus freak

Today, while driving, a minivan cut me off. Pissed, I started honking and cursing. I then went ballistic when the driver waved out the window, smiling. It wasn't until I was at a stoplight that I noticed their "Honk if you love Jesus" bumper sticker. FML
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  seanders  |  10

I only have 2 bumper stickers saying:

1: You must be gay cause you're riding by ass. (in smaller font)

2: If you don't stand behind our troops, feel free to stand in front of them.

By  torio123  |  27

ydi for being an asshole

By  fatalkiss  |  0

I will never understand what it is people try to accomplish by road rage. So someone pissed you off, chances are, it wasn't that bad, you probably won't see them again & your obnoxious way of showing how ma you are is just going to put everyone in danger.

  NYC_Yoshi  |  3

not a troll and not a fail. she's pragmatic and mature. honking after you've already been cut off serves no purpose except saying, "hey, I'm angry at you", which IS obnoxious!

  alexFYL  |  11

What the OP meant by "cut me off" was, "used a turn signal, but I was a jerk and sped up and wouldn't let him in, but eventually he found a way in and I was angry that I lost my stupid game".

OP was obnoxious, and Ayame, you sound like you've got some rage issues. It's very unbecoming. Pick your battles, sweetheart. You don't have to fight everything.

  alexFYL  |  11

Road rage never solves anything, it just makes you look impulsive and crazy. Has someone ever tailgated you, until you stopped, and you chewed them out and they apologized profusely... and then never tailgated anyone ever again?. I also have better things to do and think about than worry about some moron that doesn't know how to drive that cut me off four blocks ago. I'm a better driver than he is - go me!


Aya, if you think Tennessee drivers are bad, stay out of New England, for Pete's sake.

The problem with road rage is it doesn't affect anyone but yourself. IMO, it's not worth getting pissed over. Well, except for those morons who tailgate when there's no safe place for me to let them pass. Then I might flip a bird or two.

  TheDrifter  |  23

Haha, yeah, Cali knows that trick too. If you signal right they'll move to block you. So you signal left and move right into the opening. They're so good at it they can change three and four lanes at a time, less than twenty feet from the end of the exit ramp they plan on taking.

By  barlessprison  |  16

As they say, fingers speak louder than honking. Should have just flipped him off; it would have gotten the right message across to him and you wouldn't be a nuisance to others with your incessant honking.