By Junior - 26/01/2010 07:35 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of my dad constantly hitting on her. Not because she was disgusted, but because she wants to date him. FML
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greenltrn2003 0

my dad had sex with one of my girlfriends...she was 16 imagine how I feel

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kitfoxmedia 0

that's sad when your dad is taking your pussy away. Man up! oh and your dad might be an online predator! haha

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kitfoxmedia 0

that's sad when your dad is taking your pussy away. Man up! oh and your dad might be an online predator! haha

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lickmyjock 0

father getting sons gfs sloppy seconds let's hope she doesnt get pregnant.

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jessxoxo28 5

wow, thats just gross. ur dad needs a life

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hockeykid30 1

hahah wowow feel bad for ya bud thats a major cockblock

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jgatch 0

i feel your pain buddy. i was in the same boat but now with my dad. ouch. tell your dad he is a complete douche

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girlzrule94587 0

wow. ur dad is real low to go for lady. and ur lady is just desperate or slutty to go fo yo dad. that's sick.

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JaquanKennedyFML 0

maybe he just wants some lol

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cadeissoscene 0

119 are you retarded haha:) if he were to hit on his dad's lady for revenge he'd be hittin on his mom lmao. ..... beside's technicaly he's already been in her!

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upinyourphaedrus 2

I don't think that banging his mom will prove much.

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HanaxD 0

What the fluff. o.O Your girlfriend is weird. Get another one. Make sure she's, well, normal.

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npk88 0

I say he goes and dates his ex gf's mom!

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dudeitsdanny 9

If he doesnt date her, FYL. If he dates her, FYL x's 2. Make sure to ruin any possibility of a sex life and refer to her as "mommy". Maybe it'll freak her out. Or she'll spank you/punish you sexually =). You'll win, either way.

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TheCoolGuy3434 0

what the **** is ur problem

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dudeitsdanny 9

Sexual frustration. Or a sense of humor. Either way, I'm single, ladies ;D

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ladida94 0

yea hes funny! n sexy ;) win x2!

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NeedsMoreCowBell 0

ur ******* hot

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x_HELLo_tHERE_x 0

Danny, you sir are brilliant in the area of awkward comedy. I salute you.  

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tastymonsterkake 0

you, goodsir, are a serious case of a sexy-win[:

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greenltrn2003 0

my dad had sex with one of my girlfriends...she was 16 imagine how I feel

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greenltrn2003 0

oh no dont stress....I had sex with her too. :P

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ladida94 0

shes a whoooooooooooore

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greenltrn2003 0

yes...yes she was...but she was my *****. *tear* lmfaooo

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rjisreal 0

don't say stuff like that "JESUS CHRIST"

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kitkatt978 5

that my friend, is called 'rape' in my book

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NickACD 27

I honestly wouldn't care that it's my dad, if they do that they don't care about me. So report him for statutory rape. I'd do that.

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rupertajm90 15

and you didnt have him arrested?

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happypapp12 0

Son stop complaining she's mine now ok? Stop being such a pussy

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anela_fml 0

is he at least good looking if not.... well there's no way to put that it will be great for him when he's stradling her and she says that's not how your son does it

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quelbaby 0

wow ur dads a dick and ur ex is a *****

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ChrisCTL 0

Thats is absolutely discusting. if that was my dad I would kill him. I mean, if anything happened.

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