Today, I got a XXX wax, because my boyfriend wouldn't go down on me as he didn't like the hair. Now he won't sleep with me at all because I look like a child with no pubic hair, and he "feels like a pedophile." FML
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Today, I got a XXX wax, because my boyfriend wouldn't go down on me as he didn't like the hair. Now he won't sleep with me at all because I look like a child with no pubic hair, and he "feels like a pedophile." FML
Today, my boyfriend refused to go down on me because I smelled of baby lotion and it made him feel like a child molester. FML
Today, my girlfriend won’t give me oral because she doesn't like pubes, so I trimmed them; she refused again because they felt prickly, so I waxed them. Now she says I look like a little boy. If she doesn’t want to suck cock, why won’t she just say so instead of hinting she might if I shaved? FML
Today, my boyfriend asked if I could grow out my pubic hair since I usually wax it. He said his mom has a full bush and he always thought it looks better that way. FML
Today, I realized that the full body wax I got two weeks ago that my wife told me would look sexy doesn't just make me look like a completely hairless ten-year-old boy. The ingrown hairs everywhere now make me look like someone with chicken pox. FML
Today, my boyfriend started avoiding going down on me ever since he found an ingrowing hair down there. The only reason I have an ingrowing hair is because he didn’t like my pubes, and stopped having sex with me at all until I shaved it off, thus causing the ingrowing hair. FML
Today, although the I’ve always kept my pubic hair neat and trimmed, my boyfriend once again complained that I don’t shave. When I told him that shaving is uncomfortable and risks ingrown hairs, he sulked and said, “But it’ll look so much better!” He needs to lay off the porn. FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
Today, to show that he really wanted me to shave myself, my boyfriend pretended to go down on me, but instead of following through, he stuck a wad of gum in my pubic hair and got back up. FML
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Top comments
oldtimer 3
Get rid of that child and get yourself an adult.
juggalo2 22
Pretty clear that the real issue is he doesn't want to give you oral. You need to decide if you can compromise. For example you can live without it, or you're allowed to bang his guy friends on the side?
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Comments (22)
[email protected] 6
So you don't know how to trim your stuff! I mean. Then what do you know?
oldtimer 3
Get rid of that child and get yourself an adult.
juggalo2 22
Pretty clear that the real issue is he doesn't want to give you oral. You need to decide if you can compromise. For example you can live without it, or you're allowed to bang his guy friends on the side?
BrittanyBeamin444 4
Whoop whoop
DogStew 20
Sounds like he will use any excuse .
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
dump his contradictory ass for being ******* retarded
Hangryko 32
I cannot abide man-children who will not accept that women are hairy too.
Vanessa Bryan 6
Simple. “Sweetheart, how exactly do you want me to look? If you don’t want to take care of my needs, I’m not comfortable taking of yours.”
Ainarr 29
i’ve read this fml before.
ftpallday666 16
Sounds like you need a new boyfriend
shannon2348 14
You really shouldn't have to change yourself just to please a man. ydi
jbuckets_404 39
Shannon2348, OP wants oral (and why not?!), so she made a slight change to get that; however, bf still refused. But don't YOU worry, hair grows back.
Tom O'Halloran 9
of COURSE she should... if he was a re ad l man. that's what women do.
MadiGirl24 18
Hair grows back, quickly. And it's not like she's getting a haircut she hates to please a man. He claimed to be uncomfortable with the pube hair, so she accommodated. As long as it's not crossing the boundaries of what they're comfortable with, there's nothing wrong with such. In the end it was just one of his many excuses, but why judge someone for trying something that she thought would improve a situation, that she apparently was totally fine with doing???
julfunky 29
Trying something new in a relationship isn’t “changing yourself.” If you refuse to do things like this your relationship is doomed to fail.