Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend refused to go down on me because I smelled...

By skiittlez713 - 20/05/2011 08:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend refused to go down on me because I smelled of baby lotion and it made him feel like a child molester. FML

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Crotch rot of the mouth

By Anonymous - 25/03/2024 19:00 - United Kingdom

Today, as I hadn’t showered yet, I told my boyfriend not to go down on me in case it smelled "down there." We started kissing instead, but he made a "blech" face, then went down on me anyway. Apparently my morning breath was worse than unwashed crotch. FML

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To each his own

By Anonymous - 05/10/2023 14:00

Today, during sex, my boyfriend found it appropriate to tell me he loves "how bad" I smell. FML

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By Noname - 16/01/2009 20:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML

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Revenge!

By princess98 - 18/11/2019 05:00

Today, I had to ask my boyfriend to take a shower, because he smelt awful and wanted to cuddle. After 45 minutes, he did so. I wanted to cuddle and fool around after he was done. I got rejected because he didn't want to get dirty. FML

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By hdgyfjdzdfg - 16/04/2012 06:53 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML

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What should I do?

By Anonymous - 08/12/2019 20:00

Today, I got a XXX wax, because my boyfriend wouldn't go down on me as he didn't like the hair. Now he won't sleep with me at all because I look like a child with no pubic hair, and he "feels like a pedophile." FML

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By hairless - 30/07/2010 06:45 - Australia

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Equality

By Anonymous - 04/12/2011 07:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was disgusted because I dropped a Skittle on the floor and ate it. He thought peeing on me in the shower was just fine. FML

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What a wuss

By Anonymous - 30/03/2021 08:01

Today, my boyfriend flat out refuses to ever give me oral because it grosses him out when I squirt, and there's no way he wants that anywhere near his face. FML

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Contagion

By Girlygal32 - 13/09/2020 08:02 - United States

Today, my mother chewed me out for not wearing deodorant and smelling of B.O. I was wearing plenty of deodorant. My shirt just smelled like my boyfriend, whom I'd been cuddling with earlier. FML

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THISISCITRUS 0

Friday 20 May 2011 15:55

"But you are."

TheDrifter 23

Friday 20 May 2011 16:04

Are you sure it wasn't the fully shaved look combined with the Dora the explorer panties?

Comments

doubleodoggy 0

Friday 20 May 2011 16:16

change lotions

kaylinmarie 0

Friday 20 May 2011 21:50

exactly

annihil8or 15

Friday 20 May 2011 16:20

Baby lotion feels better than reg. for sure

ant1078 7

Friday 20 May 2011 16:24

use nutella next time:D

sourgirl101 28

Friday 20 May 2011 16:27

Who doesn't enjoy hazelnuts?

kyanisaurus 0

Friday 20 May 2011 16:32

he might not like them skid marks..

LuxAeterna_fml 0

Friday 20 May 2011 16:47

People alergic to hazelnuts. :(

venezuitalian 1

Saturday 21 May 2011 4:29

you can never go wrong with nutella

lbmjtd 1

Friday 3 June 2011 22:49

except if your allergic to nuts

missmaryb 0

Friday 20 May 2011 16:25

Only one reason he'd associate going down and smelling baby lotion with child molesting.

ospeltz1 0

Friday 20 May 2011 16:25

that's a pretty good reason

theonlysweetpea 10

Friday 20 May 2011 16:26

What a dumbass...

ChantelRenaeee 0

Friday 20 May 2011 16:26

well atleast he won't molest children?

GeneralLeeAdyck 0

Friday 20 May 2011 16:41

I think you being 8 yrs old had more to do with it :p

FreebirdIII 1

Friday 20 May 2011 16:53

And him being 25, and answering to the name Chester.

JayBear14 11

Friday 20 May 2011 16:58

or big bird... jk

Bossman11 6

Monday 23 May 2011 6:15

you're picture is awesome

neverbeensosad 4

Friday 20 May 2011 16:44

Can't really blame him TBH...

DoubleAgent00 0

Friday 20 May 2011 16:48

sounds like he has some unresolved issues that require medical attention. get help now

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