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Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. He's been calling his penis "fun-sized" for a while now, but I didn't know he meant it really was the size of a fun-size candy bar. I'm pretty sure I'm still technically a virgin. FML


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On 01/05/2011 at 3:49pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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Well no use complaining about it...Next time upgrade to king size if it bothers you so much.

#2 - On 01/05/2011 at 6:13pm by runamile

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How have u not seen/felt/tasted his tiny until this point? Have y'all even kissed yet? Its interesting that you would just skip straight to bumping uglies without first coming across his miniature cock at least once.

#12 - On 01/05/2011 at 6:20pm by amerwin

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