By GirlishMan1883897 - 24/07/2010 10:53 - United States 8 2 18 59 Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because she said I was more of a woman than she was. I yelled out, "I HATE YOU!" and started to cry. She then took a tampon out of her purse, handed it to me, laughed, and walked away. FML I agree, your life sucks 21 116 You deserved it 74 699 Tweet Share
By stupid - 07/07/2009 14:34 - United States 6 2 7 63 Today, I lost my cell phone. Since I sleep on the couch, I started looking through the cushions. I didn't find my phone, but after 6 months of uncomfortably sleeping on the couch, I find out I'm sleeping on top of a pull out bed. FML I agree, your life sucks 19 685 You deserved it 61 250 Tweet Share