Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. He's been calling his penis "fun-sized" for a while now, but I didn't know he meant it really was the size of a fun-size candy bar. I'm pretty sure I'm still technically a virgin. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend and I lost our virginity to each other, or so I thought. I heard her on the phone with her sister saying that I’m definitely the smallest dick she’s ever had, but the size of my bank account encourages her to overlook my shortcomings. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
Today, I knew micropenises existed, I just never expected I’d see one in person after spending weeks building my anticipation of losing my virginity, getting naked in front of him, then being presented with half a cocktail sausage. Even if we had sex I think I’d still be a virgin. FML
Today, I almost lost my virginity at the age of 34. After years of putting off sex and waiting for marriage, the moment arrived. My new wife could't stop laughing at how small I am. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML
Today, after making out with my boyfriend for the first time, it took me an hour to convince him he was still a virgin. FML
Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered, "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML
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Top comments
runamile 4
Well no use complaining about it...Next time upgrade to king size if it bothers you so much.
amerwin 3
How have u not seen/felt/tasted his tiny until this point? Have y'all even kissed yet? Its interesting that you would just skip straight to bumping uglies without first coming across his miniature **** at least once.
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Comments (181)
Booster456142_fml 1
Sucks for you, lol im king size :)
karina02 9
Congratulations, You must be proud. :P
ballinallday69 0
if ur hymen didn't break then ur still a virgin
chaos212 10
Did you not read any previous postings?
Tyraen 6
why bother? She surely knows her shit, right? So...technically, Virgin Mary wasn't so virgin after giving birth to Jesus, right?
SoDopeCr 4
Wow
baby1cakess2 0
Sounds like such a fun way to lose your virginity lol. Mine was interesting but at least his dick wasn't small :D it hurt like a bitch tho!
ReDsKiNsMaN 0
was it Justin bieber?!?!
jessi_ld 2
oohhh sick burn on Beiber... little sister is obsessed xP
MikeG93 0
wow sucks more for the dude but seriously stay away from sex take it from a 17 year old who has got two girls prego its not fun alot of stress and erges to do it more i wish i would of now that ive learnt the consiquinces
dudeitsdanny 10
People who spell like you shouldn't have sex at all. Ever.
chris_fml1 0
I wish i could like this multiple times ^
KristinaKreme 0
Judging by the way you spell, I can see why you got two girls pregnant at 17 ~.~
CRoot63 5
heard that !
lindsaymiedema 4
is it even possible for it to be that small?
KristinaKreme 0
Ever heard of micropenis? ;p Look it up.
15thPrestige 0
Hehehe, no shurly temple for fun size.
Viceman0001 0
That's..... Pretty sad
tdirrty 0
hahahahaha sorry!!! for you and him hope he doesnt see this