Bodyshaming sausages

By Anonymous - 05/01/2024 19:00

Spicy
Today, I knew micropenises existed, I just never expected I’d see one in person after spending weeks building my anticipation of losing my virginity, getting naked in front of him, then being presented with half a cocktail sausage. Even if we had sex I think I’d still be a virgin. FML
I agree, your life sucks 352
You deserved it 218
May Day: Lily of the Valley and Misunderstandings
When lilies of the valley bring good luck... or not! Discover the stories behind every little bell! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

Chazzster 28

There are more reliable ways to get to ****** than by penis in ****** sex. Maybe the guy might be able to make you feel good in other ways (hint hint - oral sex)… And it could be much worse - Imagine discovering a serious sexual incompatibility on your honeymoon! Sex is not everything in a relationship, but it is an important part of the “glue” that holds most relationships together. And there are multiple ways a sexual partner can engage in sexual acts. Honest but caring communication is important.

3 0
Justkidding100 41

he's still human, and you're still shallow. you obviously don't know this but sex is definitely not all about his dick only...

3 1

Comments

Wadlaen 23

So you didn't even try? It could be an interesting experience, if nothing else.

1 0
Justkidding100 41

he's still human, and you're still shallow. you obviously don't know this but sex is definitely not all about his dick only...

3 1
Chazzster 28

There are more reliable ways to get to ****** than by penis in ****** sex. Maybe the guy might be able to make you feel good in other ways (hint hint - oral sex)… And it could be much worse - Imagine discovering a serious sexual incompatibility on your honeymoon! Sex is not everything in a relationship, but it is an important part of the “glue” that holds most relationships together. And there are multiple ways a sexual partner can engage in sexual acts. Honest but caring communication is important.

3 0
muddgirl12 2

my boyfriend has a big dick and he sucks with it but his oral is amazing. so don't discriminate small dicks

1 0
Blunt w/chip on shoulder 3

sounds more like fk his life not yours he the one who getting shamed I thought females were against body shaming if a guy says something about a female body lol was it actually micro penis or just a small penis can u handle a big one if ur a virgin

1 0