FML : "shortcomings"

"shortcomings"

Today, my girlfriend and I lost our virginity to each other, or so I thought. I heard her on the phone with her sister saying that I’m definitely the smallest dick she’s ever had, but the size of my bank account encourages her to overlook my shortcomings. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Saturday 24 February 2018 01:30 /

Love

Intimacy

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By Mynxie | 26

#7600688 - Sunday 18 February 2018 6:09

And that's when you leave and never look back. Don't stay with a gild digger. You deserve so much better.

By Allie614032 | 31

#7603248 - Saturday 24 February 2018 1:33

Lie to her and tell her you just found out you have HIV. Scare her.

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By Mynxie | 26

#7600688 - Sunday 18 February 2018 6:09

And that's when you leave and never look back. Don't stay with a gild digger. You deserve so much better.

Mynxie | 26

#7600884 - Sunday 18 February 2018 18:26

*gold

By 5th_point_of_contact | 8

#7600892 - Sunday 18 February 2018 19:15

I’m between putting the gold digging bitch in her place or just taking the high ground and not saying anything.

Either way, you need to drop this chick like the bag of hammers that she is.

By JasonThorn | 14

#7601600 - Tuesday 20 February 2018 18:10

Tell her you overheard what she said, that you're dumping here, and then tell her that's it not the size of your organ, it's because you're playing in a CATHEDRAL.

Moist_Nipples | 7

#7610113 - Monday 12 March 2018 0:25

I don’t get it.

By Allie614032 | 31

#7603248 - Saturday 24 February 2018 1:33

Lie to her and tell her you just found out you have HIV. Scare her.

manb91uk | 21

#7603254 - Saturday 24 February 2018 1:46

I cannot like this comment enough!!!

Sinshine | 21

#7603412 - Saturday 24 February 2018 13:15

I'd approve of this, but I'd also worry that could turn into a rumor spreading around.

Wintermelons | 19

#7603884 - Sunday 25 February 2018 17:13

Love hate relationship with this comment, can’t condone it but... I won’t go after you if you do.

interesting33 | 36

#7603960 - Sunday 25 February 2018 20:47

seems extreme. what she did was utterly horrific though but I feel two wrongs don't make a right here and that is also a big thing to lie about. (although so was the virginity)

Rabite | 27

#7604039 - Monday 26 February 2018 1:27

Wtf is wrong with you?

interesting33 | 36

#7607963 - Tuesday 6 March 2018 17:55

I mean you could make her worry she might die. That is cruel and extreme

By Lobby_Bee | 16

#7603249 - Saturday 24 February 2018 1:34

Pretend you didn't hear what she said, start banging her as much as you can while you go out and find another decent female being. Dump old one when new one is found.

Idream | 7

#7603563 - Saturday 24 February 2018 20:03

That's the best way to deal with an idiot that she is.

By Moxie Mettle | 9

#7603260 - Saturday 24 February 2018 1:54

You dick might be short but her vagina is a gold mine. Better to know now.

By StarkWolf_fml | 23

#7603262 - Saturday 24 February 2018 2:09

now I ain't saying she a gold digger...

OhNoezz | 10

#7603591 - Saturday 24 February 2018 21:28

There has never been a more appropriate comment.

By Donut_Wizard | 23

#7603263 - Saturday 24 February 2018 2:12

Doesn’t matter, had sex.

By ekim300 | 26

#7603265 - Saturday 24 February 2018 2:17

I’m sorry OP, sucks that you lost your virginity to such a scumbag. At least you found out her true intentions and can end the relationship now. Keep lookong, I’m sure you’ll find someone worth your time.