Love, Sex, Awkward, Wanker and LGBTQIA+: No no fap season

No no fap season

By WhatTheactual - 15/10/2022 04:00

Today, I had a very hot sex dream about my female coworker. It was so good I woke up practically rock hard, jerked off, and had an amazing orgasm. There’s just one problem: I’m a gay guy, in a committed relationship. FML

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You deserved it 662

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2022 18:00

Today, I had a sex dream about a coworker I've known for a few weeks. He's a lovely guy, but is not someone I'd usually be attracted to. He's also 18, and I'm 29. FML

I agree, your life sucks 868

You deserved it 309

By who_cares - 09/07/2015 11:20 - United States - Garden Grove

Today, I told my coworker who I have been crushing on for a while, that I really enjoyed our time last night. I immediately realized that the time we spent last night was in my sex dream. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 593

You deserved it 10 821

Lust for life

By Anonymous - 17/02/2023 16:00

Today, thanks to a very intense sexual dream, I suddenly have a strong (and lustful) crush on a coworker, making me gasp every time I see them. I'm happily married. And pregnant. FML

I agree, your life sucks 958

You deserved it 345

Poor pillow

By Randy Candy - 12/02/2021 17:01 - United States

Today, I was having a fantastic sex dream. So good, in fact, that I woke myself up breathing heavily and humping my pillow. I was at my friend's house and she saw everything. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 304

You deserved it 280

Morning motivation

By thermos - 03/02/2009 23:47 - United States

Today, I had a sexy dream, woke up and started to masturbate quite vigorously. When I finished, I hopped off the top bunk naked to see my brother and his girlfriend laying in the bottom bunk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 191

You deserved it 53 422

When work husbands go too far

By Ashamed - 08/09/2023 04:00

Today, I accidentally called out the coworker I have a crush on’s name in bed instead of my wife’s. The thing is, thinking about her is the only thing that will keep me hard and brought to orgasm. FML

I agree, your life sucks 170

You deserved it 1 418

By damnit - 16/10/2009 17:27 - United States

Today, I had a wet dream. The problem was that I was dreaming about watching porn. I can't even get laid in my dreams. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 719

You deserved it 4 273

By L - 16/10/2012 22:59 - Norway - Trondheim

Today, I woke up after having a dream which included sex with a very hot guy. I realized it's about time I get laid, because the hot guy was Brock from Pokémon. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 631

You deserved it 6 909

Admit it

By Rick - 02/10/2023 08:00

Today, I went to my colleague’s apartment so we could talk about a project for work over dinner. One thing led to another and the sexual tension we couldn’t unleash at work for months got to the best of us. It was the best sex I ever had and I want to come back for more. I just wish I didn’t have a wife at home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 127

You deserved it 1 285

Dirty mind

By Anonymous - 11/12/2015 20:24 - United States - Porter

Today, I'm so sexually deprived that I got a raging hard-on from seeing and hearing my coworker yawn. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 615

You deserved it 4 707

cuz803 44

Saturday 15 October 2022 4:03

You sure you're gay? Maybe bisexual? Maybe a heteroromantic gay guy? Homoflexible? Again, are you sure you're gay?

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 15 October 2022 9:13

It's 2022, man! It's OK to be straight-curious these days. Back in the bad old days, you had to treat women as beards. Now, it's acceptable for you to recognize them as sexy!

Comments

cuz803 44

Saturday 15 October 2022 4:03

You sure you're gay? Maybe bisexual? Maybe a heteroromantic gay guy? Homoflexible? Again, are you sure you're gay?

Doom_Kitty 12

Saturday 15 October 2022 5:20

I really don't get why this is a problem. You're attracted to an attractive person?

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 15 October 2022 9:13

It's 2022, man! It's OK to be straight-curious these days. Back in the bad old days, you had to treat women as beards. Now, it's acceptable for you to recognize them as sexy!

mccuish 25

Saturday 15 October 2022 10:22

Maybe you’re bisexual

Nazmazh 18

Saturday 15 October 2022 13:58

Eh, it's a dream, plenty of random stray thoughts coalesced into some sort of vaguely recognizable pattern. There's nothing inherently deeper about it - And there's not really a problem if there is, tbh. Sex dreams aren't excluded from the presumption that dreams generally don't have literal meanings. There could be some sort of emotion rolling around in you right now - And it's not even necessarily attraction of any sort. Could be anything from stress and anxiety to general anticipation or elation. I'm not a dream interpreter. But I'm sure there's plenty of resources out there to help you square away any curiosity you have about what it might mean.