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I feel sorry for OP because that's pretty bad, but it waaaas only the first time. You know what they say, practice makes perfect ;)

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I'm curious where ANYONE got the notion that the first time is an hour of absolute bliss ended in simultaneaous orgasm. I don't know any girl that can honestly say her first time hurt like hell, or any guy that can honestly say he lasted like a champion for their first times.

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It's understandable that sex hurts the first time, but I don't get why the boyfriend wanted to use the condom a second time. That's nasty.

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The first time for girls is usually uncomfortable, but I wouldn't say it always hurts like hell the first time. Personally, I thought my first time was pretty fun, did it hurt? Yeah. Was I sore the next morning? He'll yeah. The initial pain though, all depends on how patient your partner is and how slowly he eases into it. OP didn't mention whether or not her boyfriend was a virgin also, but it's pretty common sense you don't reuse, or try to reuse, a condom, so shame on your boyfriend op.

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83- when they talk about losing their virginities and it 'hurting', there usually referring to girls..lol

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Not being hatefully or anything, I have a few friends of the persuasion, but I imagine it hurts the first time for the guy if he's gay and taking it... But that's also leaving the realm of "generally speaking"

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My first time really hurt! Actually my first few times really hurt, it's obviously different for everybody.

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First time sucks for both men and women usually :( of course I've heard guys brag about lasting longer the first time, but I don't believe them :P Lol @ 20 :D

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Not necessarily. If you've spent time strictly on oral/hands leading up to the event (dating for a few months), you become MUCH better at the whole self control thing. It's people who rush into sex that can't figure out what they're doing. You won't be a wiz at doing the deed, but you can atleast get more than 30 seconds in!

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Actually, 91, if they had an actual stroke on their keyboard it would still have been funnier than that extremely forced pun.

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Ok, someone please explain what the pun was. I still can't figure it out after rereading the comment several times.

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42- apparently, your boyfriend is trying to test a theory by keeping the condom on after he finishes. Long enough for the semen to go through the skin -> make himself pregnant. . Just tell him it doesn't work this way and he'll eventually understand. I guess.

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Not really, because that doesn't indicate losing virginity. A girl can pop it any other way easily and accidentally.

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Twister can lead to popping the cherry, yes. That game gets everyone so close and hot it'll lead to some fun. ;) Haha. Unless you're doing it with family of course. Twister is good at a party though. Body's so close and rubbing.

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I think its more appropriately applied as a euphemism rather than a reference to an actual physical occurrence...

The first time isn't always that great. You just gotta try again and hopefully figure out how to do it right. Sorry your boyfriend was so stupid about the condom though.

Your first time isn't like it seems in the romance novels, it's ususally awkward with a lot of fumbling. You'll both get the hang of it soon enough. :)

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Eww this fucking guy is still posting and taking new pics :/ and every comment is always either annoyingly conceited or just plain dumb. Please just stop posthuman, your disgusting.

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I make my comments as conceited or annoying as I please. Just as you make your complaints as displeasing and whiny as you want.

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