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By Anonymous - / Saturday 3 November 2012 01:23 / Canada - Bedford
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By  LolFMLnot  |  10

You should give the guy some credit at least he tried. First time is not always what you imagine it to be.

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By  LolFMLnot  |  10

You should give the guy some credit at least he tried. First time is not always what you imagine it to be.

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  doubleddun  |  9

It gets easier! Haha

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  Drigr  |  8

I'm curious where ANYONE got the notion that the first time is an hour of absolute bliss ended in simultaneaous orgasm. I don't know any girl that can honestly say her first time hurt like hell, or any guy that can honestly say he lasted like a champion for their first times.

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  fgwrxfiend  |  11

My first time wasn't painful at all and was wonderful...well the girl I lost it to was far more experienced than I was so maybe that's why

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  happle  |  21

It's understandable that sex hurts the first time, but I don't get why the boyfriend wanted to use the condom a second time. That's nasty.

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  toddin  |  7

The first time for girls is usually uncomfortable, but I wouldn't say it always hurts like hell the first time. Personally, I thought my first time was pretty fun, did it hurt? Yeah. Was I sore the next morning? He'll yeah. The initial pain though, all depends on how patient your partner is and how slowly he eases into it. OP didn't mention whether or not her boyfriend was a virgin also, but it's pretty common sense you don't reuse, or try to reuse, a condom, so shame on your boyfriend op.

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  Drigr  |  8

Not being hatefully or anything, I have a few friends of the persuasion, but I imagine it hurts the first time for the guy if he's gay and taking it... But that's also leaving the realm of "generally speaking"

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  klovemachine  |  24

I was a two pump chump my first time :( but I have done better since, even lasting over an hour a couple of times :)

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  candiicane  |  12

Not necessarily. If you've spent time strictly on oral/hands leading up to the event (dating for a few months), you become MUCH better at the whole self control thing. It's people who rush into sex that can't figure out what they're doing. You won't be a wiz at doing the deed, but you can atleast get more than 30 seconds in!

By  Pelvispresley  |  8

That really SEX... Anyone? No? Ok...

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  SquishFish  |  15

Haha I found this joke to be very punny, I dunno about anyone else....

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  zingline89  |  18

Back in my day we didn't have condoms. We had to use a sandwich bag and a rubber band. Man, you spoiled kids will never know what it was like living in the mid-2000s.

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  berichsoon  |  11

And sure as hell that story has nothing to do with 23's BS story

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  spekledworf  |  17

5 My boyfriend likes to leave the condom on for a while after he finishes. He'd keep it on all day if I didn't tell him to toss it

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  MisterEx  |  28

42- apparently, your boyfriend is trying to test a theory by keeping the condom on after he finishes. Long enough for the semen to go through the skin -> make himself pregnant. . Just tell him it doesn't work this way and he'll eventually understand. I guess.

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  september1395  |  7

23- We're in the early 2000's..... .......we've still got 988 years to go....... ....*awkward*.......

By  radioedit  |  7

I remember first tine, sounds just like that

By  taystahl  |  7

Someone popped the cherry :) lol

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  onlychildFTW  |  33

Twister can lead to popping the cherry, yes. That game gets everyone so close and hot it'll lead to some fun. ;) Haha. Unless you're doing it with family of course. Twister is good at a party though. Body's so close and rubbing.

By  dmblonde  |  13

The first time isn't always that great. You just gotta try again and hopefully figure out how to do it right. Sorry your boyfriend was so stupid about the condom though.

By  Welshite  |  39

Your first time isn't like it seems in the romance novels, it's ususally awkward with a lot of fumbling. You'll both get the hang of it soon enough. :)

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  Posthuman  |  26

My first time was almost exactly like a romance novel ._.

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  Zdoggg  |  4

Eww this fucking guy is still posting and taking new pics :/ and every comment is always either annoyingly conceited or just plain dumb. Please just stop posthuman, your disgusting.

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