By Anonymous - United States
  Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. He's been calling his penis "fun-sized" for a while now, but I didn't know he meant it really was the size of a fun-size candy bar. I'm pretty sure I'm still technically a virgin. FML
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By  amerwin  |  3

How have u not seen/felt/tasted his tiny until this point? Have y'all even kissed yet? Its interesting that you would just skip straight to bumping uglies without first coming across his miniature cock at least once.

  Lord_Osiris  |  0

In fact, the Aflac duck is Gilbert Gottfried who is kind of a bad ass. If you don't believe me check out the aristocrats joke he did in the middle of a packed banquet hall for an awards ceremony.

  omgshaylaaa  |  0

128. you look like a dumbass flipping off the camera so I wouldn't be talking or insulting other people's pics.
agree with 143.
146. shut up. don't tell people what to do with their profile pics. she looks cute. you on the otherhand, look like a complete asshole with your completely lame and unoriginal jokes.

  sylphy  |  0

170 She still looks like a duck.

Just smile for the camera. Don't whore for it or make fishy duck lips. It makes you look like your IQ has been halved and to post a picture of yourself in a pose that dumb, it would have to be.


120- also fact: in a scientific study, only 1 in 10 black guys have larger than average penises... and 2 in 5 white guys have above
average size.

so thanks for all the hype, black ppl. lol

  breakofdawn1  |  0

lol that is really sad when a own guy calls his penis "fun size " he should probably just go kill him self now
and would op see his dick before ever having sex with him or did the miss 3rd base completely ?

  RedPillSucks  |  31

google is not a scientific study. Unless you have a reference, please stop.
I can just see a bunch of scientists gathered in a group
*Lets see if we can get funding to do a ANOVA study of penis length correlated with race*

Who the hell would fund that?
Also, I don't think black people started the hype.

  TwoZeroOZ  |  2

There HAVE been those kind of studies, 225.

But how do only 40% of white men, and 10% of black men have above average penis sizes? Where's the rest of the population lie? This must mean that asians are actually huge.

  Sinkhole  |  26

I think that TwoZeroOZ didn't understand the supposed statistics. He's taking everything as one single statistic, when in fact, they're different statistics.

In any case, if someone is going to mention statistics, they should mention according to which study. For example, I can say that according to a study conducted by Drs. Kevan Wylie and Ian Eardlie of the Porterback Clinic and Royal Hallamshire Hospital in Sheffield and St. James' Hospital in Leeds, respectively, found that the notion that penis size varies according to race, is false. This study was detailed in the British Journal of Urology, and of course that it's not absolute truth, 'cause the results vary across studies.
There are plenty of websites showing these kind of statistics, you can't rely on those, most of them are not very accurate, to say the least.

  arhanes  |  0

and actually the average male penis is closer 4.9 inches not 6. this was according to the Kinsey institute of Indiana University which is known as one of the top sexual research institutes in the world

  caitibug323  |  0

Please tell me what a cherry is, because last I checked there is no fruit in any vagina. If you are referring to the hymen, then you are still an idiot because you do not "pop" it. The hymen will wear away over time without sex so basing "virginity" off the hymen is ridiculous. If you still have some of your hymen when you do have sex, it may tear, but around puberty it's presence is barely noticeable. Just saying.

OP - virginity is more a state of mind than anything physical. If you don't count it as sex, then don't.. but have some compassion for your boyfriend. He can't help how small his penis is so try to instead find out other things y'all can do sexually to have fun. Besides, statistics are against you having an orgasm during sex. It just doesn't happen that often for women. So explore your sexuality with him. You may find that oral sex is way better! :)


There hasn't been a methodologically sound study done on the topic but the one that came the closest found that average is average across races with a slightly smaller length in asian and indian (but only by about a negligible half inch.) That means for every poorly endowed white guy there is an equally poorly endowed black guy. Same with the above averages. And 225 is right, the myth of the giant black penis was started by white slave owners to insinuate that they were sexually predacious and fuel the fires of lynch mobs. Read a book, people.

  KSGmama08  |  0

OP, did you ask if he even hit puberty?!? lmao. That absolutely sucks for you! Better get some sex toys for yourself. and get him a pocket pussy to practice with. ;P

By  amerwin  |  3

How have u not seen/felt/tasted his tiny until this point? Have y'all even kissed yet? Its interesting that you would just skip straight to bumping uglies without first coming across his miniature cock at least once.

  xNephilim  |  18

When I lost my virginity to my now-fiancé, we'd never done anything but kissing. We didn't even get to blowjobs and handjobs until later. To me, all that was too... Advanced, I guess. It just all freaked me out, haha.